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Re: What is the best Heavy Metal AMP????

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Posted by d.zyzz (from: ) on September 04, 2001 at 23:16:10:

In Reply to: What is the best Heavy Metal AMP???? posted by Brandon on August 29, 2001 at 12:20:40:

Ok, this is to bizare to believe, but,
If yer really gonna, do it right,,gitchur sef a PLASMO BLSATRON! Now there is a catch, you can only use em once. When they're built they have to be remotely tested away from any human population. They seem to disintergrate anything biological within a 14 mile radius to it's most basic molecular form. The funk is it does over a 4-7 hour period. With the first pains registering within the 3-4 hr. No body has ever used one twice. Ya gotta exist to do it the 2nd time. But what sustain!!!
I'm not to hip on they're actual theory of funtion,,but basically,,,,,,,,They are a Tesla field driven, plasma energy transfer 16 stage amplifier.With the final output stage operating at 180,000 volts D.C. Developed back in the 50's by Tesla Hisownself. Locale of production is a closely guarded secret, and sale is by invitation only.
Be fore warned!!! If you wind up with one,,you'll only use it once! Ya gotta really love your art.
Remember the Daffey Duck cartoon where he does the onetime only act of drinking gasoline, then ingesting nitro-glcerin, then dynamite. and the like,, then swallows fire??? Definitly a showstopper,,, but ya won't be bookin any tours.
Personally I use a '59 Marshall,an a Fender of some sort.
Good luck,
D. McDermott dzyzz-aw you know it.

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: : Ok, this is to bizare to believe, but, : If yer really gonna, do it right,,gitchur sef a PLASMO BLSATRON! Now there is a catch, you can only use em once. When they're built they have to be remotely tested away from any human population. They seem to disintergrate anything biological within a 14 mile radius to it's most basic molecular form. The funk is it does over a 4-7 hour period. With the first pains registering within the 3-4 hr. No body has ever used one twice. Ya gotta exist to do it the 2nd time. But what sustain!!! : I'm not to hip on they're actual theory of funtion,,but basically,,,,,,,,They are a Tesla field driven, plasma energy transfer 16 stage amplifier.With the final output stage operating at 180,000 volts D.C. Developed back in the 50's by Tesla Hisownself. Locale of production is a closely guarded secret, and sale is by invitation only. : Be fore warned!!! If you wind up with one,,you'll only use it once! Ya gotta really love your art. : Remember the Daffey Duck cartoon where he does the onetime only act of drinking gasoline, then ingesting nitro-glcerin, then dynamite. and the like,, then swallows fire??? Definitly a showstopper,,, but ya won't be bookin any tours. : Personally I use a '59 Marshall,an a Fender of some sort. : Good luck, : D. McDermott dzyzz-aw you know it.

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