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Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

Q: why did the bass player kill his chickens?

A: because they wouldn't stop going "GUITAR! GUITAR! GUITAR!"

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

Q: Why did the bassest milk the cat?

A: He woke up and wanted coffee

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

Q: Why do bass players have no friends?

A: Because they're fuckin ugly.

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

how many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice.
One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

Four piece band's bus gets in a traffic accident, everyone dies. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and asks them all, "What instrument did you play?"

"I played lead and the birds screamed in pleasure whenever I hit the high notes", said the lead player.

"My son", replied St. Peter, "you will play music with the angels that are in charge of the four winds".

An angel takes the lead player and disappears into the distance.

"I played rhythm guitar", said the guitarist.

"My son", you will play music with the angels that are in charge of the ocean waves", replied St. Peter.

Another angel appears in a flying heavenly boat and flows in the air until it is out of sight.

"I played drums", said the drummer.

"My son, you will play music with the angels that are in charge of thunder", replied St. Peter.

Another angel appears and they both ride a lightning flash into the sky.

"I was just the bass player", replied the bass player.

Thunderclouds gathered around St. Peter and his eyes flashed dire anger.

" *JUST* THE BASS PLAYER!!? *JUST* the bass player??!!", his voice shook the Pearly Gates and the heavenly ground bucked and quaked.

The bass player was white as a sheet wondering what would come next.

With a visible effort of self control, St. Peter subsided and regarded the bass player silently.

Making up his mind, he put his hand on the bassist's shoulder and said, "You will play in our band" and led the bass player towards a magnificent building.

Along the way, St. Peter stopped as if remembering something and said, "Wait here, I forgot to pick up my bass".

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

: Hey yall,

: We've got a great contest going at the moment.

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: AND ENTERING IS EASY!

: Tell us your favourite bass player joke. Tell us all your bass player jokes if you want. Yes, it's as simple as that!

: We'll be judging the winner during celebrations at BigFest 2000. If your joke gets the best
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is a bass player's lymeric ok?
oh well ill jut say it:
There once was bassist from Nantucket,
Who Plucked and drank beer by the bucket,
One day he was on tour,
and he played the wrong chord,
so he threw down his bass and said Fu** it!!

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his section noticed?

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

Q:Why do bass players pick up chicks in bars

A:because they like women the same way they like to perform, Drunk!

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

what's the difference between jackin' off and playin' slap bass?

Simple, you can slap your bass all day!

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

why couldn't the lead guitarist play bass.

because he never learned the Bassics.

Re: TELL A JOKE... WIN AN IBANEZ BASS!

the lead singer in a band needed a last minute replacement to play bass. now he had a younger brother who wanted to be in his band more than anything, but the problem was that he wasn't too bright.Now having found no replacement he e-mails his brother and says ,okay, i give up, if you go buy a bass you can play with us. Now the night of the gig comes up and they just rip up the stage, the crowd is going wild and quite oddly, laughing. when they exit the stage he goes to his brother and says man we were great out there and his brother says "what the hell are you talking about? no matter how hard i tried that damn fish wouldn't make a sound!

Re: bass guitar joke

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a bass player?
A. About half a beat.

bass guitar winning competition

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1...5...1...1...4...5...5...1
(E-1--5--1--1---4--5--5--1)

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