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Tone Death
Joined: 27 Sep 2005
Posts: 3
Location: Ukazihat, UKR
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 Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:36 am Post subject: Twisted Lyrics - So Nasty Bill Cosby Fainted! |
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Well maybe he didn't.
I can't take credit for this Meatloaf spinoff...
"You took the words right out of my mouth, oh, must of been while you were Fistin' me"
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 3951
Location: "Hit The North"
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:23 am Post subject: |
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Listen to the very last fade-out of Brian Adam's "Summer of '69" (nobody said this would be easy). Very clearly, pock-face sings "me and my baby had a 69"
More modernski, check out East Midlands-based smelly student-rockers, Kasabian's single, Cutt Off. "Through the conflict; you smell of carpets"
Like they've got room to talk... |
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Michael
Lead Virtuoso
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 1897
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:31 am Post subject: |
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One very juvenile one I still remember from school and only the Brits and Aussies will understand as it's TV theme related.
In the Neighbours theme song, I believe what's really said is....
"Neighbours, pick your bum and taste the flavours"
rather than "Neighbours, everybody has good neighbours"
I can't be sure, but I I think most would agree I heard it right.  |
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 3951
Location: "Hit The North"
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:42 am Post subject: |
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 , you're wrong, but I wish it were right, Mike. It'd make up for a lot of damage to my early afternoons. Speaking of which, did Kylie really say "Scott's been killed in an arse-scratch" or was I not tuned into the antipodean accent? |
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Michael
Lead Virtuoso
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 1897
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:50 am Post subject: |
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You actually did hear her right, Scott was killed in a bizarre, yet somewhat well deserved, scratching incident.
I don't know where you Brits are up to in the series, but stay tuned, because Harrold and Lou form a death metal bondage band shortly and throw a roof gig on top of the coffee shop, harnesses and all. |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3386
Location: London, UK
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:14 am Post subject: |
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Can we also do lyrics we sang along to, but were completly wrong? example: 'Me ears are alight' should be 'The isaralites' desmond decker??
i always thought The Verve song ' and the drugs dont work anymore' but thought it was 'the trucks dont work anymore' I used to work in an office and someone heard me sing it, my god did i suffer. But my suffering was nothing compared to Bass and his tennis tourn..................... |
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Michael
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Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 1897
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| Thats freaky eh Lee, first time I heard I thought it was also The trucks don't work. Take em to a garage and fix them I thought, but what the heck does it have to do with drowing a cat in a bag? After I realized what they were actually singing it made a little more sense. |
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 3951
Location: "Hit The North"
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| Try singing to REM without a lyric sheet. I used to sing "We'll go back to my place" for yonks before I figured it might be "Don't go back to Rockville". Blimmin' Stipe, can't understand a word he says. |
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Michael
Lead Virtuoso
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 1897
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:29 am Post subject: |
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I had the same issue with Whitesnake's Here I Go Again...
"An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"
Orig thought it was...
"Like a twister I was born to walk alone"
Twister as in tornado..they are practically always one and alone... damn.. I think that's a better lyric anyways. |
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Tim
Low Frequency Out
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1184
Location: Probably at the bar.
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"...just a cock with no balls" The Wall
and the old classic: "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" |
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