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  • #22462
    Tone Death
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    Well maybe he didn’t.

    I can’t take credit for this Meatloaf spinoff…

    “You took the words right out of my mouth, oh, must of been while you were Fistin’ me”

    Any others?

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    • #75163
      lee_UK
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      [quote=”1bassleft”]Nuthin’ to do with lyrics, but The Jam’s “Start” always made me think of The Beatles’ “Taxman” and “Undercover of the Night” always reminded me of a 3.5 minute, exceedingly wet fart for some reason.[/quote]

      exceedingly wet fart? are we talking about the stones? surely not.

    • #75198
      1bassleft
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      Could be a “separated at birth” thread…

    • #75190
      Michael
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      Along the same lines of your “sound the same” post 1b…

      Asia’s Heat of the Moment starts very much like Video Killed the Radio Star

    • #75160
      Michael
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      Also unrelated, George Harrison’s What is Life is great until the chorus.

    • #75184
      1bassleft
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      Nuthin’ to do with lyrics, but The Jam’s “Start” always made me think of The Beatles’ “Taxman” and “Undercover of the Night” always reminded me of a 3.5 minute, exceedingly wet fart for some reason.

    • #75171
      lee_UK
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      im just laying down the Guitarsite.com law for future posters..

    • #75166
      Michael
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      haha by stones, I meant rocks, but you knew that.

    • #75161
      lee_UK
      Participant

      There are 2 untouchables as far as criticism goes on this forum, and they are:
      The Rolling Stones – Greatest R’nR band in the world
      Paul Weller – The greatest solo artist of all time.

      Please make note.

    • #75181
      Michael
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      Well… it could beone of those mud bath thingys with the warm springs and the stones.. because arent stones like some remedy these days.. stones rolled over you?? err

    • #75154
      lee_UK
      Participant

      The Clash ‘I fought the Law’
      i thought the lyric went ‘Breaking rocks in a hot tub’ but in fact it’s
      ‘Breaking rocks in the hot sun’
      why the hell do you break rocks in a hot tub?
      we just never question it do we?

    • #75169
      italos
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      [quote=”1bassleft”]As albums go, I quite like “Nevermind” (you can tell a ‘but’ is coming) BUT, I could’ve sworn Kurt sang:

      The last album
      It was dangerous
      We’re lounge lizard
      Entertainers
      ‘Coz we’re stupid
      It took ages
      But who cares ‘coz
      Geffen paid us

      Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Hey! Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Yeah.

      Found a pillow
      Weapons silo
      Blown my head off
      When I lie-low
      I can’t solo,
      I can’t solo, I can’t solo,ooooooh.
      [/quote]

      Oh my god!!!! i just saw this i was on page one never noticed there was another…..Man you’ve gotta be kidding!!!! 😯

    • #75187
      italos
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      “Your dick is in my throat” Instead of “Your hands are on my throat”

      ….don’t ask how and why, it just sound like that the first time i heard it
      Friends are still making fun of me cause i was singing loudly the verse….:)

    • #75177
      lee_UK
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      Very spooky. 😯

    • #75152
      Tim
      Participant

      Sppoky 😯

    • #75196
      1bassleft
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      As albums go, I quite like “Nevermind” (you can tell a ‘but’ is coming) BUT, I could’ve sworn Kurt sang:

      The last album
      It was dangerous
      We’re lounge lizard
      Entertainers
      ‘Coz we’re stupid
      It took ages
      But who cares ‘coz
      Geffen paid us

      Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Hey! Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Yeah.

      Found a pillow
      Weapons silo
      Blown my head off
      When I lie-low
      I can’t solo,
      I can’t solo, I can’t solo,ooooooh.

    • #75182
      Tim
      Participant

      “…just a cock with no balls” The Wall

      and the old classic: “Excuse me, while I kiss this guy”

    • #75188
      Michael
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      I had the same issue with Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again

      “An’ here I go again on my own
      Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known
      Like a drifter I was born to walk alone”

      Orig thought it was…

      “Like a twister I was born to walk alone”

      Twister as in tornado..they are practically always one and alone… damn.. I think that’s a better lyric anyways.

    • #75199
      1bassleft
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      Try singing to REM without a lyric sheet. I used to sing “We’ll go back to my place” for yonks before I figured it might be “Don’t go back to Rockville”. Blimmin’ Stipe, can’t understand a word he says.

    • #75155
      Michael
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      Thats freaky eh Lee, first time I heard I thought it was also The trucks don’t work. Take em to a garage and fix them I thought, but what the heck does it have to do with drowing a cat in a bag? After I realized what they were actually singing it made a little more sense.

    • #75179
      lee_UK
      Participant

      Can we also do lyrics we sang along to, but were completly wrong? example: ‘Me ears are alight’ should be ‘The isaralites’ desmond decker??

      i always thought The Verve song ‘ and the drugs dont work anymore’ but thought it was ‘the trucks dont work anymore’ I used to work in an office and someone heard me sing it, my god did i suffer. But my suffering was nothing compared to Bass and his tennis tourn…………………

    • #75165
      Michael
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      You actually did hear her right, Scott was killed in a bizarre, yet somewhat well deserved, scratching incident.

      I don’t know where you Brits are up to in the series, but stay tuned, because Harrold and Lou form a death metal bondage band shortly and throw a roof gig on top of the coffee shop, harnesses and all.

    • #75176
      1bassleft
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      😆 , you’re wrong, but I wish it were right, Mike. It’d make up for a lot of damage to my early afternoons. Speaking of which, did Kylie really say “Scott’s been killed in an arse-scratch” or was I not tuned into the antipodean accent?

    • #75183
      Michael
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      One very juvenile one I still remember from school and only the Brits and Aussies will understand as it’s TV theme related.

      In the Neighbours theme song, I believe what’s really said is….

      “Neighbours, pick your bum and taste the flavours”

      rather than “Neighbours, everybody has good neighbours”

      I can’t be sure, but I I think most would agree I heard it right. 😀

    • #75157
      1bassleft
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      Listen to the very last fade-out of Brian Adam’s “Summer of ’69” (nobody said this would be easy). Very clearly, pock-face sings “me and my baby had a 69”

      More modernski, check out East Midlands-based smelly student-rockers, Kasabian’s single, Cutt Off. “Through the conflict; you smell of carpets”

      Like they’ve got room to talk…

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