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October 20, 2005 at 12:36 am #22462Tone DeathParticipant
Well maybe he didn’t.
I can’t take credit for this Meatloaf spinoff…
“You took the words right out of my mouth, oh, must of been while you were Fistin’ me”
Any others?
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October 28, 2005 at 7:20 am #75163lee_UKParticipant
[quote=”1bassleft”]Nuthin’ to do with lyrics, but The Jam’s “Start” always made me think of The Beatles’ “Taxman” and “Undercover of the Night” always reminded me of a 3.5 minute, exceedingly wet fart for some reason.[/quote]
exceedingly wet fart? are we talking about the stones? surely not.
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October 27, 2005 at 11:14 am #751981bassleftParticipant
Could be a “separated at birth” thread…
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October 27, 2005 at 10:44 am #75190MichaelParticipant
Along the same lines of your “sound the same” post 1b…
Asia’s Heat of the Moment starts very much like Video Killed the Radio Star
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October 27, 2005 at 10:33 am #75160MichaelParticipant
Also unrelated, George Harrison’s What is Life is great until the chorus.
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October 27, 2005 at 10:24 am #751841bassleftParticipant
Nuthin’ to do with lyrics, but The Jam’s “Start” always made me think of The Beatles’ “Taxman” and “Undercover of the Night” always reminded me of a 3.5 minute, exceedingly wet fart for some reason.
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October 24, 2005 at 8:05 am #75171lee_UKParticipant
im just laying down the Guitarsite.com law for future posters..
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October 24, 2005 at 7:58 am #75166MichaelParticipant
haha by stones, I meant rocks, but you knew that.
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October 24, 2005 at 7:53 am #75161lee_UKParticipant
There are 2 untouchables as far as criticism goes on this forum, and they are:
The Rolling Stones – Greatest R’nR band in the world
Paul Weller – The greatest solo artist of all time.Please make note.
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October 24, 2005 at 6:09 am #75181MichaelParticipant
Well… it could beone of those mud bath thingys with the warm springs and the stones.. because arent stones like some remedy these days.. stones rolled over you?? err
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October 24, 2005 at 5:56 am #75154lee_UKParticipant
The Clash ‘I fought the Law’
i thought the lyric went ‘Breaking rocks in a hot tub’ but in fact it’s
‘Breaking rocks in the hot sun’
why the hell do you break rocks in a hot tub?
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October 24, 2005 at 5:02 am #75169italosParticipant
[quote=”1bassleft”]As albums go, I quite like “Nevermind” (you can tell a ‘but’ is coming) BUT, I could’ve sworn Kurt sang:
The last album
It was dangerous
We’re lounge lizard
Entertainers
‘Coz we’re stupid
It took ages
But who cares ‘coz
Geffen paid usNer-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Hey! Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Yeah.
Found a pillow
Weapons silo
Blown my head off
When I lie-low
I can’t solo,
I can’t solo, I can’t solo,ooooooh.[/quote]Oh my god!!!! i just saw this i was on page one never noticed there was another…..Man you’ve gotta be kidding!!!! 😯
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October 24, 2005 at 5:00 am #75187italosParticipant
“Your dick is in my throat” Instead of “Your hands are on my throat”
….don’t ask how and why, it just sound like that the first time i heard it
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October 23, 2005 at 10:05 pm #75177lee_UKParticipant
Very spooky. 😯
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October 22, 2005 at 7:28 pm #75152TimParticipant
Sppoky 😯
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October 22, 2005 at 9:39 am #751961bassleftParticipant
As albums go, I quite like “Nevermind” (you can tell a ‘but’ is coming) BUT, I could’ve sworn Kurt sang:
The last album
It was dangerous
We’re lounge lizard
Entertainers
‘Coz we’re stupid
It took ages
But who cares ‘coz
Geffen paid usNer-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Hey! Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Yeah.
Found a pillow
Weapons silo
Blown my head off
When I lie-low
I can’t solo,
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October 22, 2005 at 2:30 am #75182TimParticipant
“…just a cock with no balls” The Wall
and the old classic: “Excuse me, while I kiss this guy”
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October 21, 2005 at 9:29 am #75188MichaelParticipant
I had the same issue with Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again…
“An’ here I go again on my own
Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone”Orig thought it was…
“Like a twister I was born to walk alone”
Twister as in tornado..they are practically always one and alone… damn.. I think that’s a better lyric anyways.
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October 21, 2005 at 9:24 am #751991bassleftParticipant
Try singing to REM without a lyric sheet. I used to sing “We’ll go back to my place” for yonks before I figured it might be “Don’t go back to Rockville”. Blimmin’ Stipe, can’t understand a word he says.
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October 21, 2005 at 7:16 am #75155MichaelParticipant
Thats freaky eh Lee, first time I heard I thought it was also The trucks don’t work. Take em to a garage and fix them I thought, but what the heck does it have to do with drowing a cat in a bag? After I realized what they were actually singing it made a little more sense.
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October 21, 2005 at 7:14 am #75179lee_UKParticipant
Can we also do lyrics we sang along to, but were completly wrong? example: ‘Me ears are alight’ should be ‘The isaralites’ desmond decker??
i always thought The Verve song ‘ and the drugs dont work anymore’ but thought it was ‘the trucks dont work anymore’ I used to work in an office and someone heard me sing it, my god did i suffer. But my suffering was nothing compared to Bass and his tennis tourn…………………
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October 20, 2005 at 9:50 am #75165MichaelParticipant
You actually did hear her right, Scott was killed in a bizarre, yet somewhat well deserved, scratching incident.
I don’t know where you Brits are up to in the series, but stay tuned, because Harrold and Lou form a death metal bondage band shortly and throw a roof gig on top of the coffee shop, harnesses and all.
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October 20, 2005 at 9:42 am #751761bassleftParticipant
😆 , you’re wrong, but I wish it were right, Mike. It’d make up for a lot of damage to my early afternoons. Speaking of which, did Kylie really say “Scott’s been killed in an arse-scratch” or was I not tuned into the antipodean accent?
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October 20, 2005 at 9:31 am #75183MichaelParticipant
One very juvenile one I still remember from school and only the Brits and Aussies will understand as it’s TV theme related.
In the Neighbours theme song, I believe what’s really said is….
“Neighbours, pick your bum and taste the flavours”
rather than “Neighbours, everybody has good neighbours”
I can’t be sure, but I I think most would agree I heard it right. 😀
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October 20, 2005 at 9:23 am #751571bassleftParticipant
Listen to the very last fade-out of Brian Adam’s “Summer of ’69” (nobody said this would be easy). Very clearly, pock-face sings “me and my baby had a 69”
More modernski, check out East Midlands-based smelly student-rockers, Kasabian’s single, Cutt Off. “Through the conflict; you smell of carpets”
Like they’ve got room to talk…
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