Ugliest Guitars Ever - #1

Update: Ugliest Guitars of 2010 are here!

1. The MTV Guitar

The guitar which began it all. Discovered by Lee on eBay, this little pink gem comes from all the way Down Under.

The original seller claimed to know nothing about it's origins but that didn't turn off interested punters like "Black_Dragon_Lord."

Lee contacted the battling bidder during the early stages of the auction when his current bid was $70+ Australian. "It is the most hilarious and stupid thing I have ever seen. It definitely needs to be hanging on my rehearsal room wall. I was also considering giving it to a friend for his birthday, he would appreciate the humour and then punch me for giving him such a stupid present” said Black_Dragon_Lord.

No one has heard from him since.


Even though the guitars we've just witnessed are enough to have us waking up in cold sweats for years to come, the reality is they don't end there. It would be practically impossible to catalogue every single disaster out there, and I personally just don't have the stomach. However, thanks to members of this here forum the task becomes much easier. They are the ones who deserve a medal, for braving the backwoods of eBay and the web to uncover the truely worst.

That is why I would like to thank all our members who contributed to the "Worst" threads, especially:

- Lee_UK - The man who started it all.
- 1BassLeft - Who without, we would not have had the pleasure of many of these shocking guitars.
- GLW - Who kept a steady flow of trash and brought us the Hillbilly deluxe. - Website
- SB - The Vintage Master - Website
- Bulsara - Who rolled a strike when he found the Bowling Ball beast. - Website
- vitaminE
- RayC
- Rocklogicxxxxx - Website
- HigherPerspective
- Tim
- italos
- v BONES v
- Everyone who has read the thread.

We must not forget that each and every one of these “monsters” has someone who strums it with all the love in the world. Despite their odd colors and extravagant shapes, they play them proud. Good on ‘em.

Both the Worst Guitar Ever and the Worst Colour/Finish/Detail on a guitar threads are still very much alive. If you know of one that should be in there, please post it.

- Michael

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