Barking 'Bay Descriptions

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1bassleft Lowdown Cack-hander Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 3951 Location: "Hit The North"	Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:57 pm    Post subject: Barking 'Bay Descriptions Post good ones here. I love this one (I know, the seller's not English, bit unfair) for its Kafkaness. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sanatoga-Red-Metallic-Dot-ES335-Jazz-Electric-Guitar_W0QQitemZ7364730602QQcategoryZ621QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem but, in case you can't be arsed to click, this is a priceless line or two from the guitar's description: Quote: The double lower hem cut a horny body The information science and technology contain red one metals of the awfulness You couldn't make it up.
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1bassleft Lowdown Cack-hander Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 3951 Location: "Hit The North"	Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:10 am    Post subject: The descn isn't that funny, but the title is: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-eximious-infrequent-musical-instrument-guitar_W0QQitemZ7363632013QQcategoryZ4713QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem what kind of dictionary was used there? Probably only three people in Britain use the word "eximious", and they all watch "Countdown". The "infrequent" presumably means "rare". BTW, has everybody heard my true story about the DX7 manual? Apols if you have: The earliest imports demonstrated how you needed to tighten/loosen some transit screw before using the keyboard. Excellent graphic; consisting of screwdriver, keyboard and curly arrow. Somebody messed up on the text when looking for the English word "screw" and picked the wrong synonym. The early manual had an excellent graphic consisting of a keyboard, screwdriver, curly arrow and the word "F***"
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Michael Lead Virtuoso Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 1897 Location: Brisbane, Australia	Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:17 am    Post subject: Picture please?
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1bassleft Lowdown Cack-hander Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 3951 Location: "Hit The North"	Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:26 am    Post subject: Phoon, this was about 24 years ago when I saw it. I'll have a darn good look, but it was replaced fairly quickly. Still, everything's on the 'net if you look hard enough.
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1bassleft Lowdown Cack-hander Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 3951 Location: "Hit The North"	Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:37 am    Post subject: Sorry, however I phrase the search, I keep getting "Harmony Central" and "alt.sex..." hits. Strange bedfellows. I did see it, so someone must have saved it for 'net posterity. The truth is out there, as Dana Scully wouldn't say. (She's another hotty, BTW. Maybe not a muso, but she is a 30+ yummy). Cross-threading; I know
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