Did you hear about the bass player who...

Q: What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A: Even a virus has some pride.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Never mind. The piano player can do it with his left hand.

Q: What's the first thing a bass player says when he knocks on your door?
A: "Pizza!":

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go on... flame away.... I used to play bass in a band for several years (and delivered pizza) so I know what I'm talking about...

Jason,

Losing your job as a pizza deliverer is unfortunate. Losing your job as a bass player is a bit "special needs" :lol:

1BL,
Still plucking

:lol:

While we're on the jokes, here are a couple I like (apols if you've read them before):

Q: How many C+W bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: IV, I, IV; I, IV...

A kid wants to learn bass so his dad block-books ten lessons with a teacher. After the 1st lesson, dad asks how it went. Kid replies "I'm jacking the lessons"

"Wha? Why?"

"A band's offered me a gig."

I didn't understand the first one, no really :(

But then I read the second one HAHAHAHAHAHA, I get it...he needed a lesson to get in a band, loser!!!!

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I read the second one HAHAHAHAHAHA, I get it...he needed a lesson to get in a band, loser!!!!

:lol: That cracked me up.

Q: How do you know when a singer knocks on the studio door?
A: He does'nt know when to come in.

Q: How do you know when a drummer knocks on the studio door?
A: The knocking speeds up.

Q: How do you know when the drum riser is level?
A: The drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth.

Q: How do you get a lead guitarist to stop playing?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.

:lol: , Gordy - some good'uns there. The thing about the vocalist; they don't know when to come in, and they never have the right key :)

Q: What did the drummer get on his SATs?
A: Drool

Q:What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four

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