Did you hear about the bass player who…

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December 16, 2005 at 1:38 am #22687

Jason
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Q: What’s the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why don’t bass players ever catch a cold?
A: Even a virus has some pride.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Never mind. The piano player can do it with his left hand.

Q: What’s the first thing a bass player says when he knocks on your door?
A: “Pizza!”:
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- February 9, 2008 at 12:59 am #65763
  
  andy2001
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  Q: What did the drummer get on his SATs?
  A: Drool
  
  Q:What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
  A: A large pizza can feed a family of four
- July 21, 2006 at 7:38 am #65748
  
  1bassleft
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  😆 , Gordy – some good’uns there. The thing about the vocalist; they don’t know when to come in, and they never have the right key 🙂
- July 16, 2006 at 9:23 pm #65747
  
  Gordy Smiff
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  Q: How do you know when a singer knocks on the studio door?
  A: He does’nt know when to come in.
  
  Q: How do you know when a drummer knocks on the studio door?
  A: The knocking speeds up.
  
  Q: How do you know when the drum riser is level?
  A: The drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth.
  
  Q: How do you get a lead guitarist to stop playing?
  A: Put some sheet music in front of him.
- December 20, 2005 at 9:12 am #65724
  
  1bassleft
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  [quote]I read the second one HAHAHAHAHAHA, I get it…he needed a lesson to get in a band, loser!!!![/quote]
  
  😆 That cracked me up.
- December 20, 2005 at 3:58 am #65760
  
  Tim
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  I didn’t understand the first one, no really 🙁
  
  But then I read the second one HAHAHAHAHAHA, I get it…he needed a lesson to get in a band, loser!!!!
- December 16, 2005 at 9:15 am #65691
  
  1bassleft
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  While we’re on the jokes, here are a couple I like (apols if you’ve read them before):
  
  Q: How many C+W bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: IV, I, IV; I, IV…
  
  A kid wants to learn bass so his dad block-books ten lessons with a teacher. After the 1st lesson, dad asks how it went. Kid replies “I’m jacking the lessons”
  
  “Wha? Why?”
  
  “A band’s offered me a gig.”
- December 16, 2005 at 8:51 am #65756
  
  Michael
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  😆
- December 16, 2005 at 8:48 am #65749
  
  1bassleft
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  Jason,
  
  Losing your job as a pizza deliverer is unfortunate. Losing your job as a bass player is a bit “special needs” 😆
  
  1BL,
  Still plucking
- December 16, 2005 at 8:43 am #65728
  
  Jason
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  go on… flame away…. I used to play bass in a band for several years (and delivered pizza) so I know what I’m talking about…
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