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lee_UK Rolling Stone No.8

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 3386 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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| squale 2 wrote: | | lee_UK wrote: | Strange thing.... if you translate what he said from English to French, then from French to Italian, and Italian to Spanish and then back to French it says this:
Good, one seriously, i dont know who i am, I put in sand, but I look like a queen, the equivilent of a drag man, i am simple.
and like to invite you to my home for massage, it is me that have a problem, and I hope that i smell of French doo-dar.
dont i? Thank you.
the truth is out there ... somewhere. |
Good, thank you, for this letteraire translation of my message, I will make as E.T..je loves you, I just wish to carry out a contact, I have the impression to arrive on another planet, but your humour become very sympathetic nerve, then I say to you thank you for this welcomes, special, but very sympathetic nerve, I found on altavista, a rather clean translating program, I hope to establish a durable contact with your planet, on our premises the specialities are, the wines, the girls, the foie gras, the good nouriture, and the taste for the hosiptality It is always a little difficult to establish a contact, at the beginning (I am not with my first experiment), but parès it is very constructive Thank you, and I hope that I will succeed in gaining your confidence....!!!! Squale the best of the Web mondialpour what relates to the contact with foreigner of other planets. |
erm , yes, very well said. |
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squale 2 Groupie

Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 18
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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| lee_UK wrote: | | squale 2 wrote: | | lee_UK wrote: | Strange thing.... if you translate what he said from English to French, then from French to Italian, and Italian to Spanish and then back to French it says this:
Good, one seriously, i dont know who i am, I put in sand, but I look like a queen, the equivilent of a drag man, i am simple.
and like to invite you to my home for massage, it is me that have a problem, and I hope that i smell of French doo-dar.
dont i? Thank you.
the truth is out there ... somewhere. |
Good, thank you, for this letteraire translation of my message, I will make as E.T..je loves you, I just wish to carry out a contact, I have the impression to arrive on another planet, but your humour become very sympathetic nerve, then I say to you thank you for this welcomes, special, but very sympathetic nerve, I found on altavista, a rather clean translating program, I hope to establish a durable contact with your planet, on our premises the specialities are, the wines, the girls, the foie gras, the good nouriture, and the taste for the hosiptality It is always a little difficult to establish a contact, at the beginning (I am not with my first experiment), but parès it is very constructive Thank you, and I hope that I will succeed in gaining your confidence....!!!! Squale the best of the Web mondialpour what relates to the contact with foreigner of other planets. |
erm , yes, very well said. |
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1bassleft Lowdown Cack-hander

Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 3951 Location: "Hit The North"
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Hello Squale, welcome to Guitarsite
Let me tell everyone (English and French speaking) that Altavista's Babel Fish is rubbish. It spouts nonsense. Just about useful for asking a Dutchman on eBay if he will post a guitar by airmail. Other than that; it's pure Kafka. |
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mrblanche Jammin' Hot

Joined: 28 Dec 2005 Posts: 117
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Having taught high school French, I can honestly say that at least the translation exercises are good for an evening's entertainment. |
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squale 2 Groupie

Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 18
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lee_UK Rolling Stone No.8

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 3386 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Definatly, Lost in translation.
If the 2 Ronnies were around they could do a brilliant sketch on Google translation. |
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