The Worst Colour/Finish/Detail on a guitar - Ever. Pt.2

Sequels are never as good as the originals, Speed 2 ? Aliens 2 ? Deep throat 2? all duffers, and then of course there is always the 'difficult' 2nd album, 'Whats the Story' , 'Reggata de Blanc' , and so Management have asked me to create a sequel to 'The Worst Colour/Finish/Detail on a guitar - post them in.' it has become a bit of a 'Sultans Elephant' (a very large beast) did anyone see it in London?
Anyway, part 2 will be easier to manage, so please post all the naffers here, Part one is being put out to pasture.
Lee.

Sultans Elephant: http://www.tomhume.org/2006/05/the_sultans_ele.html
and for video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSwIFNJpxZQ

Takes over 100 people to operate it.

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Good old Music-Outlet-Shop. Again.

That tea cozy one isn't much worse than a flowered Jem, in my opinion.

Ah, opinions...

The Pop Rivet Guitar by OLP

'Nice' one Stacey, but wait - here's a late one, and it's a definite contender. The type I love; a guitar that's really been improved by an owner at some point in its sorry life:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ACOUSTIC-TRAVEL-GUITAR-CUSTOM-RIGHT-LEFT-HAND_W0QQitemZ290038341408QQihZ019QQcategoryZ2385QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It's got everything; a quality paint job (check the finish) and hack-o-matic modifications. Starting price of £30 + £10 postage, to boot. Love it.



lol... that's house paint isn't it? old house paint that's been left in the rain.

Cripes! You should buy that one and offer it as a prize in the "Worst Guitar" poll thingy!

I see they ripped off the graphic from the Dean Schencker acoustic guitar.


http://www.oddballbasses.com

Actually, I quite like some of these. I think the guy who build them has a good sense of humour.

...and dare I mention the "Hand Guitar" from DeGennaro Custom guitars?...

http://members.tripod.com/degennarocustoms/hand.htm

Check out the bizarre configuration of the machine heads.

(I'll let you click through and see the pics for yourself because there's a scary "No use of images, designs, music or other materials see on this site without permission" message on the front page of their site).

1bassleft wrote:
'Nice' one Stacey, but wait - here's a late one, and it's a definite contender. The type I love; a guitar that's really been improved by an owner at some point in its sorry life:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ACOUSTIC-TRAVEL-GUITAR-CUSTOM-RIGHT-LEFT-HAND_W0QQitemZ290038341408QQihZ019QQcategoryZ2385QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It's got everything; a quality paint job (check the finish) and hack-o-matic modifications. Starting price of £30 + £10 postage, to boot. Love it.



Just when you think it cant get any worse, it does, and ... well i just cant find the words.
Is it a bad paint job? or worse still is the back bit of the body made of fibreglass?? urgh.

...and I don't really want to include Ted Crocker's guitars in the worst category, because I really like them. There are some really funky designs - go see: http://www.tedcrocker.com/gallery.html

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