I wouldn’t know. For some reason, sitting on my buttocks at 3am watching other people sitting on their buttocks has never struck me as quality TV. Plus, I have this strange urge to wipe Chantelle off the planet. Just me, I suppose.

shes still the best celeb big brother contestant ever.

Germaine would call it “penis envy”. Am I right, Lee ❓ 😆 😆

Right as well, i dont want to see those amphibian danglies all over my TV set.

Why do all those UK pop-video channels pixelate the vaguely-penile-looking dangly of a blue, CGI frog? Haven’t the telly censors seen the anatomically-correct dolls for sale in “Toys R Us” these days?

That tower PC looks older than my Granny Alice, (not cockney slang, she really is my gran) and that frog was once plastered and bannered all over Guitarsite, i remember jumping out of my skin several times, ususaly at 1am on a sat morning as my mouse happened to trace accross the banner, B-berr b berrberr ebbrrr, ringggggding at 50 watts over the speaker system, waking the whole house.
And isnt he missing a pair of somethings?

A ring-ding-ding-crrch-barb etc “Hello” to Ken. Can’t believe I’m talking to your desk toy. I think you should listen to Stacey. BTW, is she the one sticking completely blank “Post-Its” on your tower unit? Or do you just randomly plonk a few blanks on it to make you look important and a man whose opinion is sought?

You could at least have written “collect dry-cleaning” on some of them, if you were trying to impress the casual passer 😛