Country love songs

Actual titles of Country Songs....

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you

15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass this Heart

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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lol, time to do lyric searches on some of them.

#21's my favourite. Fantastic line to say to a (soon to be ex) spouse.

you cant beat number 20.

Phew!

I mis-read the title of this thread as "Courtney Love songs".

That was a close shave!

Anybody remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown is lying in bed thinking of the little red-haired girl, and suddenly realizes he can't remember exactly what she looks like?

"How can I remember the face I can't forget?" he asks.

Then he says, "Look at that, 5 years old and I'm already writing country/western songs!"

'That woman couldn't cook but I really miss her buns'

Yeah, ok, I wrote it at work today but I have a very boring job... :cry:

Oh so it's a make your own now... cool. And not bad for a at work job Tim, gave me a chuckle.

ummmm

Nice one Tim :lol:

"I've got a blanket ban on sleeping on the ground next to you"

Bit tortuous, but I've had a long flight. Howzabout...

"Steer me away from that ugly cowgirl"
"She's had more studs in her butt than a rodeo mustang"

and I'd better stop before I get to

"I'm all out of bullets since I shot myself over you"

Too late :oops:

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