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    lee_UK
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    Actual titles of Country Songs….

    1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

    2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

    3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

    4. I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

    5. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

    6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

    7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

    8. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

    9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

    10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

    11. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

    12. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonite

    13. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

    14. I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you

    15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

    16. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

    17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus

    18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

    19. Please Bypass this Heart

    20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

    21. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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    • #73754
      1bassleft
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      “I’ve got a blanket ban on sleeping on the ground next to you”

      Bit tortuous, but I’ve had a long flight. Howzabout…

      “Steer me away from that ugly cowgirl”
      “She’s had more studs in her butt than a rodeo mustang”

      and I’d better stop before I get to

      “I’m all out of bullets since I shot myself over you”

      Too late 😳

    • #73759
      lee_UK
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      Nice one Tim 😆

    • #73745
      Michael
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      Oh so it’s a make your own now… cool. And not bad for a at work job Tim, gave me a chuckle.

      ummmm

    • #73746
      Tim
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      ‘That woman couldn’t cook but I really miss her buns’

      Yeah, ok, I wrote it at work today but I have a very boring job… 😥

    • #73780
      mrblanche
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      Anybody remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown is lying in bed thinking of the little red-haired girl, and suddenly realizes he can’t remember exactly what she looks like?

      “How can I remember the face I can’t forget?” he asks.

      Then he says, “Look at that, 5 years old and I’m already writing country/western songs!”

    • #73756
      glw
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      Phew!

      I mis-read the title of this thread as “Courtney Love songs”.

      That was a close shave!

    • #73768
      lee_UK
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      you cant beat number 20.

    • #73770
      1bassleft
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      #21’s my favourite. Fantastic line to say to a (soon to be ex) spouse.

    • #73816
      Michael
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      lol, time to do lyric searches on some of them.

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