DEFINITELY the worst guitar ever!!!

i know its a big claim, but you know what its like, too much time on my hands, nothing on the TV, ebay is winking at you, so i had to have a look for REAL bad guitars and came up with this one, his claim is kind of interesting too 'PLEASE DO NOT EMAILS ABOUT THIS GUITAR,WE JUST DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT' so what do we think about this one?? anyone got anything close??

frightening thing is, there are 3 bids on it, 8 days left, not you is it 1bassleft??

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I found this abomination on

And I quote:


Value: £ 3000.00
Location: North West England - FLEETWOOD

SWAP Description

CUSTOM CHOPPED FENDER SQUIRE...VERY LIGHT !!!...HAND PAINTED SCRATCH PLATE BY PRO ARTIST AND SIGNED 2002...CHROME ELECTRO PLATED KNOBS...(the input socket is a bit works with a bit of card behind jack plug, but could do with replaceing...very cheap to buy...) VERY RARE GUITAR...A ONE OFF !!!

I want to swap for


is this another of your 'Hole in Strat' searches on ebay?? i like the nice touch of the pink guitar lead going through one of the holes in the body, real classy touch.

Holes like that are a selling point.

"Value £3000", hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


hahahahahah... hang on, I live near Fleetwood. I could save on postage costs and offer £2985 cash on collection.

Someone should explain to him that "Custom" does not mean "butchered carelessly".

glw wrote:
Someone should explain to him that "Custom" does not mean "butchered carelessly".

Have you ever been to Fleetwood? you see 'Custom' muggings out side the chip shop on Promenades rd every Friday and Saturday night, to the Fleetwoododions, it does mean butchered carelessly.
And don't forget Bass, what you save in postage costs will soon be outweighed by the cost of new wheel trims, and new wheels of course, and also replacement glass as no car insurance policy will cover you in the Fleetwood/Blackpool area.

:lol: , I suppose having several holes put in the body that weren't there before is very Fleetwood, Lee.

Only if your second name is Mac. Looks like he used that guitar as a shield from the critics after Greeny left wearing the cape in 1970.

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