DEFINITELY the worst guitar ever!!!

i know its a big claim, but you know what its like, too much time on my hands, nothing on the TV, ebay is winking at you, so i had to have a look for REAL bad guitars and came up with this one, his claim is kind of interesting too 'PLEASE DO NOT EMAILS ABOUT THIS GUITAR,WE JUST DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT' so what do we think about this one?? anyone got anything close??

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=7309722625&rd=1

frightening thing is, there are 3 bids on it, 8 days left, not you is it 1bassleft??



Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Howzabout a Silvertone Paul Stanley that the seller thought would be a good idea to cover with $300 worth of rhinestones?

http://cgi.ebay.com/KISS-Paul-Stanley-Silvertone-Rhinestone-Guitar-Project_W0QQitemZ130152490746QQihZ003QQcategoryZ2384QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Just prize them off. This thing can't go past $100, surely. Descn in the listing worth reading.

Next up, "think how proud you'll be after bringing this baby back to life" says the seller. Unfortunately, this baby is Rosemary's:

Not only does this Epiphone have a nasty-looking Auburn Uni logo dominating, but also suffers from a broken neck:


Quote:
This is basically a new instrument that was damaged in shipping. It is not stamped "2nd" or "used" on the back of the headstock

1bassleft wrote:
Howzabout a Silvertone Paul Stanley that the seller thought would be a good idea to cover with $300 worth of rhinestones?

http://cgi.ebay.com/KISS-Paul-Stanley-Silvertone-Rhinestone-Guitar-Project_W0QQitemZ130152490746QQihZ003QQcategoryZ2384QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Just prize them off. This thing can't go past $100, surely. Descn in the listing worth reading.

Next up, "think how proud you'll be after bringing this baby back to life" says the seller. Unfortunately, this baby is Rosemary's:

Not only does this Epiphone have a nasty-looking Auburn Uni logo dominating, but also suffers from a broken neck:


Quote:
This is basically a new instrument that was damaged in shipping. It is not stamped "2nd" or "used" on the back of the headstock

I bet the Bass has a nice low action, on account of the missing nut and collapsed bridge, 'Rosemarys Baby' :lol: :lol: :lol:

This Tele is probably a really nice guitar, but for my tastes the excessive inlay work is a bit OTT:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=220149911968&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=012

Here's a homemade horror from the 1950s:

The seller acknowledges its "rustic charm" and seems to be taking the angle that it's a "sadly, very hard to find historical item".

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-50s-Homemade-ELECTRIC-SOLID-BODY-GUITAR-Hofner_W0QQitemZ110171743309QQihZ001QQcategoryZ106457QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I think you need to read between the lines to pick out this guitars best bits.
It has erm.... hang on.
it's wooden.

What a great find.

Looks like Michael J Fox cut it out with a pair of scissors.

Holy shite, you guys are killing me. Those last 2 comments were priceless! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There's only one day left for this eBay auction, and I want to share the details with you before they are lost forever.
The seller is not only refreshingly honest but also a bit of a comedian:

CRAPPY OLD ELECTRIC GUITAR

O.K FOLKS..... YES YOU HAVEN'T MISREAD THE TITLE....

THIS ELECTRIC GUITAR SURE IS A PILE OF RUBBISH SO BEWARE .

IF I SAW IT IN A SKIP I WOULD JUST IGNORE IT, BUT BEARING IN MIND
I ONCE SOLD A BEAUTIFUL OLD RADIO TO DAVE STEWART OF THE
EURYTHMICS FOR PEANUTS COS HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS A DOWN AND
OUT DOSSER, WHAT DO MY OPINIONS COUNT FOR..

ACCORDING TO MY LOVELY DAUGHTER DELIA (CURRENTLY IN BANDS
THE MANIC COUGH ,SCHALALAS AND THE FANTASTIC NUNS) I DID
SOME DUBIOUS RIP OFF DEAL WITH HER AND SHE ENDED UP WITH THIS
PIE OF CRAP...GAWD WHAT A "ORRIBLE" DADDY I MUST HAVE BEEN

ANYWAY THIS S..T HEAP DEFINATELY WORKS AND THE MACHINE HEADS
WORK AND THE ACTION IS NOT TOO HIGH SO WHAT MORE COULD YOU
EXPECT.

I'VE SEEN SO MANY NERDY BANDS IN THE PAST THAT HAVE
REEEEDICKYOULUSSLY EXPENSIVE GUITARS THAT SOUND HORRIBLE
MAYBE THIS CRAPPY GUITAR WOULD SUIT SOME PUNKY STREETWISE
GARAGE BAND....THING IS PEEEEPLE WOULD LOOK AT YOUR GUITAR
AND EXPECT SOME REALLY CRAP MUSIC AND THEN YOU WOULD
PRODUCE SOME STUFF THAT WOULD BLOW THEIR SOX OFF....

SO WOT MORE CAN I SAY .... I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THIS GUITAR IS
CAREFULLY WRAPPED BUT BEARING IN MIND WOT A LOAD OF TAT IT IS
IT CANT REALLY BE DAMAGED ANY MORE....THERE IS A LOW STARTING
PRICE AND NO RESERVE.....

BUT DONT BID ON THIS UNLESS YOU ARE MAD OR STUPID....ANY MONEY
RAISED FOR THIS IS DEFINATELY NOT GOING TOWARDS A GOOD
CAUSE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS GUITAR HARD LUCK AS I DONT
WANT IT BACK..

LOVE AND PEACE ...UNCLE JASPER FROM HASTINGS

On 17-Sep-07 at 12:47:52 BST, seller added the following information:

HOT NEWS ....HOT NEWS !!!!....FOR ALL YOU GUITAR ANORAKS.....ON
THE BRIDGE PLATE IT SAYS BROADWAY...SO BLOODY WOT IT STILL
SOUNDS CRAP.....CHEERS ...JASPER

Questions from other members : CRAPPY OLD ELECTRIC GUITAR

Q: his guitar is broadway from the sixties.it was my first guitar.it cost 9
quid s/h in 63.that was a weeks wages then ,so now it's worth 9 quid.may
even bid for nostalgia.good luck 17-Sep-07
A: thing is ...whatever it is its a load of crap..and whoever wins this will
be very disappointed.... you could always give this to someone you cant
stand... cheers ...jas

Q: Hi there, Is the neck nailed onto the body or is it taped? Cheers, Si. 15-Sep-07
A: the body and neck are one piece....i.e it is not bolted on

Q: Hello, just some information on your guitar that may be of some help.
Infact, what you have is a VERY RARE Leo Fender tele protype from 1953
in puke blue, HOWEVER, someone has messed with it by fitting a non
original protype Floyd Rose trem(rare in itself!)If I am not mistaken, this
is the missing guitar from the Scotty Moore Blue collection !!! Good luck
with the auction you lucky man. Yours, green with envy, Nathan 14-Sep-07
A: MMmmmmmm.... a case of too much spliff... x

Q: Hi There.Just wondered what is underneath the gaffa tape.Thanks-Martin. 14-Sep-07
A: a packet a smarties and a pair of dirty sox....

Q: Hi, are you going to let the auction run its course or, could you do
a 'DON'T BUY IT NOW' option ? Cheers, Keef 14-Sep-07
A: sorry keith i dont respond to people that cant spell their own name right....

Q: ill take it if you pay me good luck finding a buyer. 14-Sep-07
A: do you think i'm stupid......dont answer

Q: Do you have any other crap like this so that I can combine the
postage and save that way? Alternatively can I drive down from Scotland
and collect? Incidentally does it have a bridge or is that an optional
extra? 14-Sep-07
A: hi jock....no more crap at the moment apart from a rusty jaws harp
and a woodworm riddled drumstick.....i think that the chrome thingy on it
might have replaced the bridge...goodnight

Q: Oh my GOD you are so not wrong...Thats gotta be the MOST accurate
description I have ever seen on ebay. It's quite honestly the most
shocking looking guitar I think I have ever, ever seen, and is ALMOST
worth a consideration buying for sheer mirth value alone!!! WOW! Steve (steham5494) 13-Sep-07
A: listen my darling ....there is more to life than just good looks so
although this guitar looks crap it might play really nice...UNFORTUNATELY
IT DOESN'T

Q: How much to send that pile of crap over here to the States? My
zip/postal code is 84120, Salt Lake City, Utah. Thanks bro, Chance. 13-Sep-07
A: HI CHANCE..... its a beautiful day here in hastings.... i can either
drag this piece of junk down to the post office to find the cost of postage
or i can go fishing....Mmmm...sorry mate i can hear the call of the plaice...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=170148808281&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=007

priceless :lol:

Nevertheless, there have been 12 bids on it!

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
CAPTCHA
This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions. Do not include any spaces in your answer.
Image CAPTCHA
Copy the characters (respecting upper/lower case) from the image.

Contact | Contents | Privacy Policy | Forum

This site is published by Hitsquad Pty Ltd. Copyright © 1999 - 2019 , All Rights Reserved.

Affiliate Notice: As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.