DEFINITELY the worst guitar ever!!!

i know its a big claim, but you know what its like, too much time on my hands, nothing on the TV, ebay is winking at you, so i had to have a look for REAL bad guitars and came up with this one, his claim is kind of interesting too 'PLEASE DO NOT EMAILS ABOUT THIS GUITAR,WE JUST DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT' so what do we think about this one?? anyone got anything close??

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2384&item=7309722625&rd=1

frightening thing is, there are 3 bids on it, 8 days left, not you is it 1bassleft??



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1bassleft wrote:
Hold on, everyone. I was searching for a suitable "Editors Telecaster" image and, somehow, I was led to this website:
http://www.carverdoug.com/guitars.html

I insist you check it out; a Top 50 Axe-eyeache all of its own. Makes our little thread seem insipid by comparison (especially as there's not a hint of a snigger on the site listed above - except for the Wangcaster).

I particularly like the John Lennon Rickenbacker:

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I don't get it, a John Lennon Rickenbacker signature with a head carving of George Washington? where's the connection? were they related? i'm confused.

For me, the carving more closely resembles Metallica's Cliff Burton (WARNING: sick comment approaching)

after he left the bus.

Your comment on the Golfer dad had me laughing so much i fell off my chair.
it looks nothing like the picture, but the spooky thing is he has this website listed in his links page... i hope he isn't a contributer... maybe it's TIM !!

'Everything you want to know about guitars is at GuitarSite.com' thats what he said in his links page... feeling bad yet Bass? i personally feel you are being a bit harsh on him, he obviously has a talent with a Gouge a Chisel and a sweep. ( thank god for wikipedia ).
I'm looking in to buying one for the living room wall.. now i only have to decide which one...

Thanks, Lee. I do indeed feel like a complete git, now :oops:

You guys may know that I'm a big fan of the Grateful Dead, but this is just disgusting:

Wow, a last minute contender for the prize, why the f has santa got Roses in his hair? should be snowdrops surely (in this Hemisphere anyway!)

Some chef, somewhere, is now missing a pretty good chopping board.

Let's have another Carver Doug effort:

Why, I wonder, does Spiderman appear to have breasts?

Who the Funk is Spinner man and why is he trying to fist Batman and why do they all have saggy boobs...so many questions...No wonder Super(apart from his legs)man is trying to get out of there!

Your balls would have to be twice the size of Batman's bazooma's to get up and play this thing in a packed pub in East Ham on a Saturday night., Carver Doug is our Saviour, he can always be counted on to produce the comedy, with his chisel and hammer.

When I opened up Carver Doug's site, I really, for once in my life, didn't know where to start. I did say it made our thread look like a bunch of slight mishaps. This chap's turned it into an artform. Guitar Dadaism.

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