Got one of those spam-mails offering blue pills and the like (despite having never clicked on can’tsatisfymywife.com). Anyhoo, I liked the reassuring bit in the text if I were to place an order:

[quote]As always, your comfort, security, and privacy are our primary concerns. All Credit card orders are accepted on-line and these charges will appear on your next statement, discretely billed under the name Sex Catalogue. [/quote]

I thought their spelling of “discrete” was a mistake but perhaps not. As soon as your Mrs sees your card statement, you’ll be separated in a month 😆