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  • #23715
    Michael
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    Guys, Halloween is just around the bend… which means no one in Australia will be celebrating it, EXCEPT us, with part 2 of Worst Guitars Ever.

    So if you have any last minute contenders, now would be a swell time to pop them into the thread: https://www.guitarsite.com/hotlicks/viewtopic.php?t=1919

    Cheers.

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    • #66053
      1bassleft
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      I think Cher’s surgeon has been attempting that for a while now. Notice how she can’t talk these days because her lips only start to move three days after she begins to speak?

    • #66076
      Tim
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      Do they only go up to 11? I’m a size 12…I want to resurrect Glam 😀

    • #66061
      Michael
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      oh. ohhhhhhhhhh. oh.

    • #66077
      1bassleft
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      Tim wasn’t looking for the gf. Unless she wears size 11 knee-lengths.

    • #66048
      Michael
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      Don’t make your girlfriend dress up as Cher Tim, get her Alice Cooper: http://www.tvdance.com/shop/halloween-costumes/ideas/adult-mens-womens/masks/alice-cooper/

    • #66080
      Tim
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      Don’t happen to have the address do you?…not that I’m interested or anything…

    • #66049
      Michael
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      Definitely a possibility for next year GLW. It could however confuse newbies. Because newbies get confused easily.

      Speaking of confusing people, this was ona costume stores website:

      #http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/guitarczar/cherturnbacktime.jpg

    • #66055
      glw
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      I think we need two categories:

      1) Nice guitar, shame about the finish

      2) Ugh! Get that abomination away from me!

    • #65935
      myfoot
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      Ah ..I see it referenced on page 1 now..can’t remember how I stumbled onto that one.

    • #65926
      Michael
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      ahhh…

      bring on the cow.

    • #65924
      1bassleft
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      It’s in this current thread, Mike. Good old Music-outlet-shop. Another late arrival, I’m putting in a leather-covered Tele. Moooo!

    • #65937
      Michael
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      I think that one was actually in the top 31 last year Myfoot

    • #65906
      myfoot
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    • #65904
      1bassleft
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      Apart from the occasional “ladies of 20 stone” I liked some bit of the blurb that described a bandmembers dad as a “mother****er”.

      I mean, isn’t a dad, very often, a mother****er? Comes with the territory, so to speak.

    • #65898
      Michael
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      😯

    • #65910
      myfoot
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      [quote=”glw”]Check out this band called Van Stone and in particular their alarming guitar designs:

      http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5197497

      I’m sure they must be in it for a laugh. I mean, you could take The Darkness more seriously than this lot.[/quote]

      I think this scared me more than the guitars 😯
      http://www.myspace.com/ladiesofvanstone

    • #65915
      lee_UK
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      Mr Bronze on drums look like Den from ‘Bad News’ .
      Just an observation. 😯

    • #65929
      glw
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      Check out this band called Van Stone and in particular their alarming guitar designs:

      http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5197497

      I’m sure they must be in it for a laugh. I mean, you could take The Darkness more seriously than this lot.

    • #65921
      Michael
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      Can’t wait to see em GLW.

      1b: It looks as though it’s had 15 or so coats. Awful.

    • #65901
      1bassleft
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      I’ve just posted up a new one that jumps into at least 3rd spot, for me.

    • #65934
      glw
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      I’ve found some truly scary ones recently on MySpace. I’ll have to round up the Best of the Worst!

    • #65947
      1bassleft
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      So far, my votes go to,

      1: The Penis guitar
      2: The Snort Hog
      3: The Tea Cosy
      4: The Rocking Bat
      5: Music Outlet Shop Special Award for Consistent Cack Planks Highly Recommended – The Skull and Crossbones job.

    • #65912
      1bassleft
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      If you need help getting started, do what I did when trying to help out a Charvel owner. Go to Charvel.com and check on some of their finishes for a bit of quality eyeache.

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