Ugly Guitars: Countdown is on.

Guys, Halloween is just around the bend... which means no one in Australia will be celebrating it, EXCEPT us, with part 2 of Worst Guitars Ever.

So if you have any last minute contenders, now would be a swell time to pop them into the thread: http://guitarsite.com/hotlicks/viewtopic.php?t=1919

Cheers.

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If you need help getting started, do what I did when trying to help out a Charvel owner. Go to Charvel.com and check on some of their finishes for a bit of quality eyeache.

So far, my votes go to,

1: The Penis guitar
2: The Snort Hog
3: The Tea Cosy
4: The Rocking Bat
5: Music Outlet Shop Special Award for Consistent Cack Planks Highly Recommended - The Skull and Crossbones job.

I've found some truly scary ones recently on MySpace. I'll have to round up the Best of the Worst!

I've just posted up a new one that jumps into at least 3rd spot, for me.

Can't wait to see em GLW.

1b: It looks as though it's had 15 or so coats. Awful.

Check out this band called Van Stone and in particular their alarming guitar designs:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5197497

I'm sure they must be in it for a laugh. I mean, you could take The Darkness more seriously than this lot.

Mr Bronze on drums look like Den from 'Bad News' .
Just an observation. :shock:

glw wrote:
Check out this band called Van Stone and in particular their alarming guitar designs:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5197497

I'm sure they must be in it for a laugh. I mean, you could take The Darkness more seriously than this lot.

I think this scared me more than the guitars :shock:
http://www.myspace.com/ladiesofvanstone

:shock:

Apart from the occasional "ladies of 20 stone" I liked some bit of the blurb that described a bandmembers dad as a "mother****er".

I mean, isn't a dad, very often, a mother****er? Comes with the territory, so to speak.

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