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October 16, 2007 at 1:56 am #24503MichaelParticipant
Votes are now in for what you think is this years worst.
Can you beat the MTV guitar or Giant hairy penis guitar?
Take a look at these threads:
The Worst Colour/Finish/Detail on a guitar – Ever. Pt.2
https://www.guitarsite.com/hotlicks/viewtopic.php?t=1919DEFINITELY the worst guitar ever!!!
https://www.guitarsite.com/hotlicks/viewtopic.php?t=224(Guitar must have been posted after 31 OCtober 2006)
As always, winners will be posted on Halloween.
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October 25, 2007 at 5:30 am #732531bassleftParticipant
Donkey’s 5th leg, as we Brits (suspicious of continental wurst) refer to them.
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October 24, 2007 at 7:47 am #73265MichaelParticipant
Frankfurt sausage dong
… look what you’ve reduced me to
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October 24, 2007 at 7:32 am #732821bassleftParticipant
For the Wangcaster gig-bag, I was thinking more along these lines, Mike:
http://www.avert.org/media/photos/577.gif
Serious bloke stretch-testing latex; QC being important and all that. BTW, what is the thingy on the right side of the bloke’s desk? A lunchtime Kofta kebab? Homework?
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October 24, 2007 at 2:30 am #73242TimParticipant
[quote=”Naked And Famous”]this is what I got my money on for the ugliest guitar ever
not to mention least comfortable
http://www.gibson.com/Files//USA/2007/DSRVTAGH1_.jpg%5B/quote%5DStood up I’d have thought that was better balanced than a regular V (although I’m a bass player, horn above the 12th rule and all that).
Does look crap though.
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October 23, 2007 at 11:04 am #73286MichaelParticipant
I dare not reveal my sources, but it’s about time they got one up the right way.
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October 23, 2007 at 9:00 am #73244Naked And FamousParticipant
this is what I got my money on for the ugliest guitar ever
not to mention least comfortable
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October 23, 2007 at 7:58 am #73290MichaelParticipant
Meatloaf’s used Y-Fronts perhaps 1b?
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October 23, 2007 at 7:49 am #732681bassleftParticipant
I would like to see a design for a transparent, weatherproof gig-bag for the Wangcaster.
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October 23, 2007 at 4:50 am #73277lee_UKParticipant
😆 Good to see you back and on top form Mike.
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October 22, 2007 at 7:41 am #73264MichaelParticipant
Nothing like gripping a 30 inch cock in front of 5 roaring fans
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October 22, 2007 at 7:30 am #732711bassleftParticipant
And, to bring things back to the light-hearted, penile dimension you expect from Guitarsite, here’s CarverDoug’s “Wangcaster”. Of course, it was done with tongue (or something) firmly in cheek:
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October 22, 2007 at 7:16 am #73246MichaelParticipant
Good heavens.. I had not seen the Golf Dad guitar! Wtf! How could I have missed it.
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October 22, 2007 at 7:11 am #732521bassleftParticipant
I don’t think the “golf dad guitar” will win. Lee and I are parents as well as sons. We can look at this guitar and realize the truly awful gut-feeling of poor Jordan as he stumps up a probably significant sum of money for this horror. That’s nothing compared to the feeling as, surrounded by family and “Happy nth Birthday” bunting, he hands it over to his dad. As Aunt Mabel gasps, Jordan’s dad has to pretend he is overcome with emotion, whilst wondering if he really looks like a cerebrally-damaged half-wit in real life. The only thing close that you youngsters will understand is Steve Martin’s performance in Housesitter, when he is pushed into doing “Tula Lula” to his dad. Incredibly, it’s the only clip from the film that has been uploaded onto YooToob; and is all the better for being the Italian version:
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October 22, 2007 at 5:36 am #73260TimParticipant
I like to try and imagine these things onstage, in action, hence, for pure wtf value ‘The Samurai’ has to get my vote…You could stand at the back of a packed gig with a few thousand people pogo-ing in front of you and still say with all confidence: “That is one butt-ugly guitar”
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October 22, 2007 at 4:30 am #73263lee_UKParticipant
OK Mike these are my favs from the past 12 months, a lot are sadly not here any more as people tend to post links to ebay and not upload them to imageshack and link them in.
anyway, you said we can have as many as we want, these are my highlights, glw seems to be the best finder, and i found it difficult trying to dig out the worst, it was a toss up between 1bassleft and glw’s ‘dobbin’ but 1bassleft just nicked it, his one is the one on the bottom of this list.Cracking effort from everyone though.
from glw
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/dogpooguitar.jpghttp://www.jimmycarterexperience.com/img/062205show/show05.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/dobbinocaster.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/butchered_squier.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/homemade.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/crappy2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/crappy3.jpgLee_uk
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6762/85d41rj0.jpg
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2928/5necksbc4b1sblds7.jpg
http://i10.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/b5/33/7df9_12.JPG1Bassleft this one C/O plexipalce forum..
http://storage.supremeauction.com/flash/ebay2/09/63/52/9635225/11885280e.jpgThis one is my all time favourite, had me in tears for ages.
Well done 1bassleft for this all time classic.
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October 21, 2007 at 7:40 am #732691bassleftParticipant
A quick scan of “definitely” suggests any and all of the “Carverdoug” monstrosities (Lennon perhaps the worst) and glw’s Coral Reef thing, along with Lee’s Space-Rocket find.
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October 21, 2007 at 7:28 am #732721bassleftParticipant
From a quick flick, I’d also like to nominate glw’s “Boss-ted” Telecaster, Mike’s Toilet Bowl and, if I may, the “dead cat bounce” fur-covered Dean I spotted on Fleeb (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/guitarczar/fur1.jpg).
All taken from the “worst finish” thread.
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October 21, 2007 at 7:02 am #732871bassleftParticipant
I haven’t rummaged through the Nov 2006 – Oct 2007 examples yet, but I wouldn’t quibble if all of those glw finds made the top ten. Disgusting, each and every one.
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October 20, 2007 at 10:39 pm #73273glwParticipant
Of those I’ve submitted recently, I would again like to make a case for the following. The pictures speak for themselves.
This one:
[quote=”glw”]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/shiteguitar1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/shiteguitar2.jpg
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140163335832&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=004[/quote]This one:
[quote=”glw”]Here’s a homemade horror from the 1950s:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/homemade.jpg
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-50s-Homemade-ELECTRIC-SOLID-BODY-GUITAR-Hofner_W0QQitemZ110171743309QQihZ001QQcategoryZ106457QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem%5B/quote%5DThis one, of course (surely a winner?):
[quote=”glw”]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/samurai_1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/samurai_2.jpg
This guitar comes equipped with a samurai sword!
http://www.espguitars.co.jp/gallery/kyomoto/%5B/quote%5DAnd who could forget Dobbin:
[quote=”glw”]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/guitars/dobbinocaster.jpg
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UNIQUE-FENDER-SQUIER-STRATOCASTER-CARVED-HORSE-GUITAR_W0QQitemZ120138572273QQihZ002QQcategoryZ33039QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/quote] -
October 17, 2007 at 6:49 am #73270MichaelParticipant
Well I’m not entirely sure… but you can choose as many or as little as you like. and you can either tell me the post number for the guitar or maybe just a direct link to the image.
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October 16, 2007 at 2:51 pm #73284lee_UKParticipant
how many can we choose? how do we vote? so many questions!!
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