Lenny Kravitz has gone down the celibacy route, he hasn’t knobed a groupie in 5 months, not since he discovered the delights of the HAL9000.

Are there any famous virgin guitarists? Apart from Mary, of course.

[quote=”Michael”]I had to look that one up on Urbandictionary.

pork sword

or the spam javelin
“When i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!”

I think for Robot Tuner to really be a hit, he needs a cebrity guitarist endorsement.[/quote]

or maybe a celibacy guitarist endorsement.

I had to look that one up on Urbandictionary.

pork sword

or the spam javelin
“When i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!”

I think for Robot Tuner to really be a hit, he needs a cebrity guitarist endorsement.

[quote]Kockout Bacon[/quote]

Is that Pork Sword of yours totally Kosher, Mike?

There are very few ‘celebrity name on cookware appliances’ I endorse, but Foreman’s grill is one I use all the time. Love it. I kid you not when I say the manual for it has “Knockout” in front of everything. Knockout Steak. Kockout Bacon. Knockout Fish.

[quote]That being said, I don’t use it that much. In fact, I don’t even know where it is right now[/quote]

Probably behind “George Foreman’s Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducin’ Machine”. In the cupboard directly under your sink. Behind it is the Kenwood Chef Mixer and, in its bowl, is the corpse of the hamster that escaped from the cage and you wondered where it got to.

I have one of those (or something that looks just like it). It’s a little fiddly, at first anyway, but it seems to work great. That being said, I don’t use it that much. In fact, I don’t even know where it is right now.

If he cost 25 bucks fair enough. But he costs more. $25 is the universal number for working out if the purchase is worth it.

Scenario time.
Hal 9000 is in the bag, you are playing a gig, you need to tune up real quick, sh*t, the 4th string is flat, but Hal doesn’t want to come out of the bag, he says the probability of the flat 4th string is down to human error, so you spend 45 mins trying to reason with him and by the time you swing him around to your way of thinking, his battery goes flat and the gig is over.
And watch out, those things can lip read too.

The Boss TU-2 holds the #1 spot on the LONG list of guitar accessories that I’ve acquired over the years.

It’s well built, easy to operate, and very handy. If you suffer from tuning OCD, you can check your guitar between every song when playing live. Plus, it can power several other pedals and looks pretty cool, too.

If you’re an electric guitarist, this is the tuner that you want.

He has also changed his name to Hal 9000, a tuning odyssey.

This thread has some discussion on the Robot Tuner I believe: https://www.guitarsite.com/hotlicks/viewtopic.php?t=3861

Last I heard Robot Tuner had become self aware and was taking control of nukes in North Korea.