Ugliest Guitars of 2010

Yes - it's back - our famous Ugly Guitar awards.

To see a round up of some of the ugliest guitars from previous years - and to submit your own nominations go to The Ugliest Guitars are Back!

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Feels good to be back, it does appear that the forum is missing Lee's input

I started coming back on then moved house, it's taken BT 8 weeks to grace us with a new phone line :evil: £13 line rental a month well spent!

Hoping to be back more now, not least because after 8 years off I find myself in 2 and a bit bands all of a sudden!

I'd be happy if I were able to play with any sort of band right now, between my work hours and the one horse town I live in (near actually) 7 miles out, I don't have a soul to enev make noise with, speaking of which, any comments on jamming practice devices and jam tracks recordings, truth I hunger for a bass ,drum and either key or lead that would let me join in.

OK, over in the bass forum, I put up a pic of a "Maestro" bass, the only lefty MM5 I've seen for reasonable money (the Ernie Ball going for what I consider unreasonable money) that is heading my way.

I also mentioned that the seller also has some utter frighteners on the books. Time to put pics to the claim:

Another Maestro. Been on this thread before, IIRC.

And after I'd finished the garden fence...

If I looked like this, I'd also want to remove my head

Place this on your lap to counteract any excess Viagra intake

This is an old fave of the thread but, remember, all of these are from the same seller. Can you imagine their home decor?

Bought to match the nickname of the guy in the band who bought one. They call him "Stupid"

Oh dear, another "axe"

Comes with a useful handle for throwing it onto nearby waste ground

Words? You want words to describe this :?:

Even Cincinnati residents want this banned

I can't see the point. Oh wait, there it is

I'm feeling nostalgic for the 80s, headless look again

It's called "The big, white K". As in
"What the [big, white] ***K is that?"

Another one meant to be put on your lap that even a priest would have 2nd thoughts about. Talk about a cardinal sin

:shock: These are all from one seller's current listings :shock:

Yet, apart from my (hopefully) more aesthetic bass, they also list some very pretty guitars for reasonable money. One of which I shall put in USGold's other thread.

I truly dislike the "metal" "goth" and "death" guitars whether bass or 6's. Wonder what these POS's will be worth in 30-40 years, when the fad has shifted to something else, not like a classic LP or Strat/Tele

What were they thinking?



Is this just Stinky Cheese or did woodpeckers attack this axe?


Two very, very fine additions. You haven't lost your touch.

LOL, thanks 1Bass

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