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    Michael
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    Now i’m probably ruining any form of cred i was hanging onto here – but Wham’s I’m Your Man and Wake me up before you go-go are both great songs. lets not get into specifics. My point is, no matter how great – I wouldn’t sing em in a dark alley.

    Yours…

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    • #74159
      lee_UK
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      [quote=”Michael”]so what your saying Lee is if one were to sing…

      “better shape up, cause I need a man”

      to say a heavy metal sound, it wouldn’t be near as bad as Olivia Newton John?[/quote]

      i would never sing that line mike, i could never fit in those leather trousers either 😆

    • #74152
      1bassleft
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      I never know where you’re leading me, Lee 🙂 . Usually, bad places. Still, each night I go to bed I pray like Aretha Franklin, so I’m covered on that front. Anyway, words are trains, for moving past what really has no name.

      I don’t even need to Google to conjure up Scritti lyrics and Prefab Sprout. Funnely nuff, I read your
      [quote]”operation and nine,
      lines and Champagne Gold,
      Sounds can be easy,
      to a new level.”
      [/quote]
      and liked it, in a strange, abstract way. I was going to finish it with “And I’m hungry like the wolf”, in a Simon le Bon whine stylee.

      (I’m sure I’ve gone plotless by now 😆 )

    • #74176
      Michael
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      so what your saying Lee is if one were to sing…

      “better shape up, cause I need a man”

      to say a heavy metal sound, it wouldn’t be near as bad as Olivia Newton John?

    • #74155
      lee_UK
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      “operation and nine,
      lines and Champagne Gold,
      Sounds can be easy,
      to a new level.”

      Words and lyrics are over rated, its the music that counts,
      Those words were taken from the Zoom Bass 505 Mk ll Manual, in true carol vorderman style i took a line from the top, 1 from the 2nd and 3 from the bottom, i was going to put in ‘FP02 Expression pedal $69.99 ‘ but i thought that was taking the piss.

      As for Scritti Politti !! now your talking, Green was the best vocalist of the 80’s and how about Prefab Sprout too?

    • #74137
      1bassleft
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      Top marks go to Spice Girls’ debut “Wannabe”. This was once read by Peter O’Toole – all Shakespearean – until he cracked up laughing:

      I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want”
      “Well, tell me what you want, what you really, really want”
      “I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna –
      I wanna zig-a-zig eeaarghhh.”

      Good for them. Incidentally, just got back from chez guitarist, who’s gone all keen on Kaiser Chiefs. They’ve re-released “I predict a Riot” and he lurves it. I told him to check the lyrics. There’s tongue in cheek, but then there’s talking out of buttocks…

      Watching the people get lairy
      Is not very pretty I tell thee
      Walking through town is quite scary
      And not very sensible either
      A friend of a friend he got beaten
      He looked the wrong way at a policeman
      Would never have happened to Smeaton
      And old Leodiensian
      La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
      Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

      I predict a riot, I predict a riot
      I predict a riot, I predict a riot

      I tried to get in my taxi
      A man in a tracksuit attacked me
      He said that he saw it before me
      Wants to get things a bit gory
      Girls run around with no clothes on
      To borrow a pound for a condom
      If it wasn’t for chip fat, well they’d be frozen
      They’re not very sensible
      😯

    • #74140
      Michael
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      💡 Idea?

      “If you’re gonna do it
      do it right
      right? Do it with me.
      If you’re gonna do it
      do it right
      right? Do it with me. ”

      Those lyrics alone are pure genius man.

    • #74171
      1bassleft
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      Personally, I wouldn’t even whistle either of those tunes while being checked for emergency prostate trouble on a back-packing trek of Albania. What (I think) I’m saying is that I can think of better things.

      I know it’s his money vs mine, but I’ve never understood this “George Michael’s a great songwriter” idea. But then, I used to sing Scritti Politti‘s “Absolute” down dark alleyways back in the 80s. I knew no fear. 🙂

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