jason
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Q: What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.
Q: Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A: Even a virus has some pride.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Never mind. The piano player can do it with his left hand.
Q: What's the first thing a bass player says when he knocks on your door?
A: "Pizza!": |
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jason
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| go on... flame away.... I used to play bass in a band for several years (and delivered pizza) so I know what I'm talking about... |
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1bassleft
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Jason,
Losing your job as a pizza deliverer is unfortunate. Losing your job as a bass player is a bit "special needs" :lol:
1BL,
Still plucking |
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Michael
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1bassleft
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While we're on the jokes, here are a couple I like (apols if you've read them before):
Q: How many C+W bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: IV, I, IV; I, IV...
A kid wants to learn bass so his dad block-books ten lessons with a teacher. After the 1st lesson, dad asks how it went. Kid replies "I'm jacking the lessons"
"Wha? Why?"
"A band's offered me a gig." |
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Tim
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I didn't understand the first one, no really :(
But then I read the second one HAHAHAHAHAHA, I get it...he needed a lesson to get in a band, loser!!!! |
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1bassleft
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Quote: I read the second one HAHAHAHAHAHA, I get it...he needed a lesson to get in a band, loser!!!!
:lol: That cracked me up. |
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Gordy Smiff
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Q: How do you know when a singer knocks on the studio door?
A: He does'nt know when to come in.
Q: How do you know when a drummer knocks on the studio door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: How do you know when the drum riser is level?
A: The drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth.
Q: How do you get a lead guitarist to stop playing?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him. |
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1bassleft
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| :lol: , Gordy - some good'uns there. The thing about the vocalist; they don't know when to come in, and they never have the right key :) |
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andy2001
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Q: What did the drummer get on his SATs?
A: Drool
Q:What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four |
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