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| How many guitarists will it take to change a light source in the year 3000? |
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| 1 - how hard can it be? |
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| 100 - 1 to change it and 99 to grumble about how much better the old tubes were! |
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jason
Jammin' Hot
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 150
Location: Brisbane
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 Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:31 am Post subject: How many guitarists to change a light in the year 3000? |
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Flame away....  |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3384
Location: London, UK
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Keep an eye on the Cricket Jason... Make sure you are around when the mighty England take back what is rightly ours....  |
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bulsara
Queen Rules
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 33
Location: Sydney, Australia
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| We are only letting you feel good before we wipe you in the Ashes series. Don't know why we are making Bangladesh look so good though!!! |
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 3951
Location: "Hit The North"
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:47 am Post subject: |
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In the year 3000? One to change it, one to flog it on Fleeb "used but tests excellent on my Hikock", 37 to get in a bidding war on it, 542 to discuss it on "vintage bulbs" forum ("I'd bid if it were Edison screw, but bayonet just loses too many lumens") and 3,429 to say "what's the fuss? My modeller goes from 'natural daylight' through 'greenish fluorescent' to 'orangey Philips' and I can still get 'true pitch-black bypass' from two footswitches"
1BL
98.2% of statistics are made up on the spot - Vic Reeves |
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jason
Jammin' Hot
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 150
Location: Brisbane
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You would think you Poms would have learned by now... The Ashes ARE ours, but you thieves keep the actual trophy and don't let us take it home every time we whip your butts.
We were just toying with you and Bangladesh in the first two one-dayers... you'll be laughing out the other side of your faces when the tests begin! |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3384
Location: London, UK
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No wonder there is a hole in the ozone layer right over Australia, its a well known statistic that Aussies let off 98.4% more methane gas than the rest of the world, its obviously clouding your judgement!! 
I have clocked both of your comments and cut and pasted them in case you use your god like powers to edit or delete the text
So gentlemen, the stage is set, only a few weeks left and then the full horror story will unfold, and i dont want to see you 2 hiding...
Bring it on!! |
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jason
Jammin' Hot
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 150
Location: Brisbane
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Lee, why haven't you posted the results from today's match yet?
Why could that be?
Australia letting off methane?... more like England are full of hot air, but sadly not another 58 runs. |
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bulsara
Queen Rules
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 33
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Touche' Mr Lee.
We were just lulling England into a false sense of superiority. You sent all your best players over here 200+ years ago.
ps. Touche' is a French word meaning suck eggs! |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3384
Location: London, UK
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It was hot, and i think it was the wrong kind of heat
and as we all know, Cricket is 10% playing and 90% psyching the opponent out..
at the end of the summer we will be saying... 'never has so much been owed by so many to so few. |
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jason
Jammin' Hot
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
Posts: 150
Location: Brisbane
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Rain rain
Go away
Unless it's needed by England
To save the day!
I reckon you guys have the weather rigged!!
Luckily the Rugby still goes on in New Zealand despite the rain  |
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