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"Optimistic" eBayers
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Lowdown Cack-hander


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Location: "Hit The North"

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:16 pm    Post subject: "Optimistic" eBayers Reply with quote

OK, we all see a "get real" auction, so I'm going to set the bar quite high on this one. Can you fulfill all three requirements and give us all a laugh?

1) Guitar is a well-known plank
2) Starting bid and/or BIN is frankly barking mad
3) This is the tie-breaker - a really lame/inventive excuse for the barmy price.

Perhaps ultra-mods like Mike and Jason will come up with a duff prize if the thread takes off. Here's my starter:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7336164763&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

Starting bid is twice the value, BIN is quadruple the value, and I love this bit of pitch from the seller - "i would think a fender collector would want one of these and now you can". If I have to, I'll bring up the crummy Marshall cab "as used by Page and Plant" in reserve.

They've gotta be good'uns, people Smile
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Rolling Stone No.8


Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3115
Location: London, UK

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a good one, i do like the yellow PUPs the cream coloured Vol/Tone controls and the white scratchplate, it all seems to have aged in 3 different time zones, and then brought together by Dr Who and his tardis..
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Rolling Stone No.8


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think this one takes the 'Top Honours' , no point in anyone else participating, lets just draw this one to a close with this little beauty, as MC Hammer once said, 'You cant touch this'.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33037&item=7337682343&rd=1

simply Wicked. Laughing
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Lowdown Cack-hander


Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 3569
Location: "Hit The North"

PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, Lee. I remember that urgly burger in the "worst finish" thread, but it doesn't quite make my criteria. I'm not sure what the MSRP on this guitar is, but I'll assume this one is priced on the high side. Even so, the seller hasn't gone for some laughable selling point in the body text. If it'd had "only this guitar can faithfully replicate No Woman no Cry" blurb, it might have been in with a shout.
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Rolling Stone No.8


Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darn it all.. Twisted Evil Damned rules.
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glw
Lover of Fine Antigua
Lover of Fine Antigua


Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1062
Location: Oxfordshire, Uk

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've got a bit of a "thing" about that Marley guitar, haven't you?

I bet you secretly desire one. Or do you already have one stashed away?
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glw
Lover of Fine Antigua
Lover of Fine Antigua


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno... Is it just me or is this a lot of money to be asking for a Squier?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4713&item=7310867587

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4713&item=3775330384
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glw
Lover of Fine Antigua
Lover of Fine Antigua


Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure what the value of this Hayman bass guitar is, but I love the fact that they think that they might make a sale by including the band name THE RUBETTES in the subject line!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33039&item=7314395094
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glw
Lover of Fine Antigua
Lover of Fine Antigua


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoops, I mean guitar, not BASS guitar.
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glw
Lover of Fine Antigua
Lover of Fine Antigua


Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Oxfordshire, Uk

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another one from the same seller:

GIBSON RIPPER BASS -- 1976 , slightly modified.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4713&item=7311206698

http://i6.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/a8/a2/8f_1_b.JPG

Slightly?

The listing says: maple body transformed by Jack the Tripper into some kind of tomahawk sculpture......... - as if that's a good thing! This poor bass has been butchered and they still want best part of 400 notes for it![/url]
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