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Stacey
Snuffleupagus
Joined: 21 Oct 2005
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Q - How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.[/b] |
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Stacey
Snuffleupagus
Joined: 21 Oct 2005
Posts: 58
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
A - So the rest of the band can understand them |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3309
Location: London, UK
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Tim
Low Frequency Out
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1008
Location: At the back, behind the guitarist.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a bassist, could you simplify the second joke, and the first, and diminished chords, in fact, chords in general, and can everybody play in 4/4.
Thanks,
Tim. |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3309
Location: London, UK
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| Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| 4/4 is good, diminished chords belong on a Jazz songsheet, but i beleive there is a diminished chord in 'Need your love so bad' by the Mac, so they do have some uses. |
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 3828
Location: "Hit The North"
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Q: How many Country bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: IV, I, IV, I, IV, I, IV
Q: How many jazz bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Man, the bulb's only been in five years. OK, there's. like, no output, but so?
and the hoary old chestnut (blows dust off joke)...
Q: How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb, 30,000 to follow the old bulb around, claiming the new one just ain't the same.
OK, I'll take off the bow-tie and go back to my day job, now. |
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Location: London, UK
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| Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:10 am Post subject: |
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| They were actualy quite funny. |
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
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Location: "Hit The North"
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Drrrum, tish! I thank you. You've been a wonderful audience 
The most awful 'muso' joke is, probably,
Q: What has three legs and a c**t on top?
A: A drum stool.
Ducking into armour-plate computer room. |
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Stacey
Snuffleupagus
Joined: 21 Oct 2005
Posts: 58
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 3309
Location: London, UK
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| ??? im very slow, and in 40 yrs old, so can someone talk me through this one, nice and slow.. |
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