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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Lowdown Cack-hander


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:16 am    Post subject: Dumb instrument shop advice? Post 'em in Reply with quote

We've all heard it. They employ 'em off the street, you know. What gems have you been told?

I've had this one: "The only difference between the Jazz and the Precision is that the Jazz has an extra pickup - probably for stereo"

Not particularly funny, or proof that we're devolving. I reckon you regs can do better.
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Michael
Lead Virtuoso
Lead Virtuoso


Joined: 02 Feb 2005
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Location: Brisbane, Australia

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they think they can swindle you out of a few pounds 1b, they just don't take you serious enough. Smile
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Lowdown Cack-hander


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atchly, the oppo, Mike. The same divvy got too confused about my enquiries about upgrading my PA - so he just turned around the store's trade-price catalogue and passed it to me.

Shocked Shocked Shocked What an eye-opener! Whatever deal you bust from a store, don't feel guilty about it. Some of them (not all, it must be said) have huge margins. This was pre-WWW days, in this case.
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glw
Lover of Fine Antigua
Lover of Fine Antigua


Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I telephoned to ask for advice because I was having problems with the low E string falling off the nut on my Flying V, I was advised that I'd need something called a "string tree" (as if I'd never heard of such a marvel before).

I replied that I didn't think this was such a good idea, seeing as the area of the headstock where it would need to be situated is covered in a large truss rod cover featuring the Gibson logo. How crap would that have looked with a string tree in the middle of it?

Luckily when I got to the shop to show them the problem I was able to deal with someone who knew what he was doing.
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1bassleft
Lowdown Cack-hander
Lowdown Cack-hander


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the V has an angled headstock. Perhaps the sales-unter-meister had just transferred from a bonsai nursery?
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lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
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Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there are some very knowedgeable people out there too, my local guitar shop is in Romford and the manager in there is not very polite but his knowledge is awsesome, i think people put up with his bluntness because of his impartial quality advice, he is a good player too, which ive noticed a lot of shop people arent, i cant stand a spotty 17 yr old trying to give me advice on a 68 Jap reissue strat when he clearly knows nothing about them, apart from the fact 'they are supposed to be good' .
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