What do you Throw a Drowning Guitarist?

We have the answer to that, and many other vexing guitar questions...

Not only that, but we can also tell you why guitars are better than women, and why they are better than men.

And we answer that age old question of why the guitarist crossed the road.

How do we do it?

With a little help from our friends on our Guitar Jokes page.

So stop by and have a laugh, and post some of your funny guitarist observations here.