Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.

You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.

Guitars don't have to prove anything.

Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.

You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.

Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard

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Such as:

What's the difference between Rock music and a machine gun?
The machine gun only repeats 10 times per second.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To escape the Heavy Metal Music.

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