Guitar News Weekly
Edition #90, May 15, 2000
Jokes from Lars Eliasson, Vinay Kulkarni & Daniel Hardy:
Q: What do you call a guy that hangs around with a band
Q: why did god invent bassists??
Q: why did god invent gutiarists??
Q: What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
Q: Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: What's the first thing a bass player says when he knocks on your door?
and finally, from Nathan Adams: I live in L.A. My bass player the other day asked me what time it was in San Francisco. Not much of a punchline, but I thought it was pretty damn funny...
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