by Clinton Dudley of Kingston WA, USA

Just like old Joe, I too break strings,
But, just-one-at-a-time I snap those things.
I seldom pop the one called "D",
I've never busted lowest "E",
I sometimes lose a wire-wound "G",
And often clip the littlest "E".
The "A" string never breaks for me,
But I'm ALWAYS snapping that dang "B".

This is in response to Pyramid strings winner Joe Rosiles: http://www.guitarsite.com/newsletters/001218/3.shtml?nl125

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