Fun stuff from Martin Gavin:
Q. How many shredders does it take to play a *good* solo?
A. 4-One to play it, and 3 to tell him he's a Rock God!

Q. How many shredders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Just one to hold the bulb, and the rest of the world revolves around him...

Q. Why did the Bass-Player Join a band?
A. He liked to hang around with musicians!

More fun stuff:
http://www.guitarsite.com/jokes.htm