"More Than a Feeling" by Boston: "Girlish MIT grads do not good rockers make. These second rate lab- coats squeezed the lifeblood out of rock while making millions in the process."

"Get Out of This" by Dinosaur Jr.: "Hey, is this toothless stoner still considered a genius?"

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll" by Joan Jett: For such a supposedly tough chick who loves rock 'n' roll, this is simply an anti- climactic, weak, whimper of a solo."

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