Blimey, I did wonder what Phil Collins was doing for duvet-sharing since Mrs Collins ran off with the painter-and-decorator :shock: .

ps, another forum I typed in on had such a thing that even the Japanese valve/tube manufacturer "Matsushita" came out as "Matsu****a" and "Scunthorpe" became "S****horpe" but "crappy" just sailed through. Can't be a word that has the mid-West reaching for the 2nd constitution, I suppose. Like "shag" - and I must must pop that up on the other "crack up lyrics" thread.