4 thoughts on “Guitar Jokes”

  1. Guitarist Jokes
    Jaron

    What’s the difference between a large pizza and a guitarist?

    -A large pizza can feed a family of 4

    How do you get a guitarist off your front steps?

    -Pay him for the pizza

    1. Re: Guitarist Jokes
      Lasse J. Nordvik

      The guitarist in a band comes running to the keyboard player waving a piece of paper shouting;"I found it,I actually found it!" The keyboard player asks him what it is he’s found."Evidence that aliens live among us on earth! I found this letter written in an alien language,it’s amazing!" The keyboard player looks at the piece of paper then says to the guitarist;"Sorry to dissapoint you my friend,but this is just a little something we call sheet music."

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