Twisted Lyrics - So Nasty Bill Cosby Fainted!

Well maybe he didn't.

I can't take credit for this Meatloaf spinoff...

"You took the words right out of my mouth, oh, must of been while you were Fistin' me"

Any others?

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Listen to the very last fade-out of Brian Adam's "Summer of '69" (nobody said this would be easy). Very clearly, pock-face sings "me and my baby had a 69"

More modernski, check out East Midlands-based smelly student-rockers, Kasabian's single, Cutt Off. "Through the conflict; you smell of carpets"

Like they've got room to talk...

One very juvenile one I still remember from school and only the Brits and Aussies will understand as it's TV theme related.

In the Neighbours theme song, I believe what's really said is....

"Neighbours, pick your bum and taste the flavours"

rather than "Neighbours, everybody has good neighbours"

I can't be sure, but I I think most would agree I heard it right. :D

:lol: , you're wrong, but I wish it were right, Mike. It'd make up for a lot of damage to my early afternoons. Speaking of which, did Kylie really say "Scott's been killed in an arse-scratch" or was I not tuned into the antipodean accent?

You actually did hear her right, Scott was killed in a bizarre, yet somewhat well deserved, scratching incident.

I don't know where you Brits are up to in the series, but stay tuned, because Harrold and Lou form a death metal bondage band shortly and throw a roof gig on top of the coffee shop, harnesses and all.

Can we also do lyrics we sang along to, but were completly wrong? example: 'Me ears are alight' should be 'The isaralites' desmond decker??

i always thought The Verve song ' and the drugs dont work anymore' but thought it was 'the trucks dont work anymore' I used to work in an office and someone heard me sing it, my god did i suffer. But my suffering was nothing compared to Bass and his tennis tourn.....................

Thats freaky eh Lee, first time I heard I thought it was also The trucks don't work. Take em to a garage and fix them I thought, but what the heck does it have to do with drowing a cat in a bag? After I realized what they were actually singing it made a little more sense.

Try singing to REM without a lyric sheet. I used to sing "We'll go back to my place" for yonks before I figured it might be "Don't go back to Rockville". Blimmin' Stipe, can't understand a word he says.

I had the same issue with Whitesnake's Here I Go Again...

"An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"

Orig thought it was...

"Like a twister I was born to walk alone"

Twister as in tornado..they are practically always one and alone... damn.. I think that's a better lyric anyways.

"...just a cock with no balls" The Wall

and the old classic: "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy"

As albums go, I quite like "Nevermind" (you can tell a 'but' is coming) BUT, I could've sworn Kurt sang:

The last album
It was dangerous
We're lounge lizard
'Coz we're stupid
It took ages
But who cares 'coz
Geffen paid us

Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Hey! Ner-nee-ner-nee-ner-ner Yeah.

Found a pillow
Weapons silo
Blown my head off
When I lie-low
I can't solo,
I can't solo, I can't solo,ooooooh.

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