BTW – we have heaps more jokes at https://www.guitarsite.com/jokes.htm

Blimey 😯 , someone needs to re-write the book. Even I got it, and I’m an English bass-player 😀

Living proof eh 😛

right, ok. i think i have it.

Well… it’s a double whammy Lee… You see the drummer was too stupid to unlock the door himself and the metal head was too stupid to ask the drummer to open the door. Bam! Bam!

??? im very slow, and in 40 yrs old, so can someone talk me through this one, nice and slow..

Drrrum, tish! I thank you. You’ve been a wonderful audience 😀

The most awful ‘muso’ joke is, probably,
Q: What has three legs and a c**t on top?
A: A drum stool.

Ducking into armour-plate computer room.

They were actualy quite funny.

Q: How many Country bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: IV, I, IV, I, IV, I, IV

Q: How many jazz bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Man, the bulb’s only been in five years. OK, there’s. like, no output, but so?

and the hoary old chestnut (blows dust off joke)…

Q: How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb, 30,000 to follow the old bulb around, claiming the new one just ain’t the same.

OK, I’ll take off the bow-tie and go back to my day job, now.

4/4 is good, diminished chords belong on a Jazz songsheet, but i beleive there is a diminished chord in ‘Need your love so bad’ by the Mac, so they do have some uses.

I’m a bassist, could you simplify the second joke, and the first, and diminished chords, in fact, chords in general, and can everybody play in 4/4.

Thanks,

Tim.

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