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    Rubarb
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    This may sound weird, and it probably will because it is weird, but I think my guitar has been possessed by Chad Kroeger. It’s talking to me and at first I didn’t realise who it was, because I hadn’t expect it to even talk, but after a while he revealed who he was.

    Now I’m not high or on anything at all, and as I’m sitting here my guitar which is an Ibanez S470DXQM, is telling me in a rather charcoaly voice not to let anyone know! But this is all just too crazy for me. I need to find out if this has happened to anyone else? Maybe not with Chad but someone else?

    My playing hasn’t improved since it started, which was about a month ago, but I have become more distant from my girlfriend as I’m spending more time with Chad. I haven’t told my band yet either as our music sounds nothing like Chad’s.

    I have not the slightest clue as to why he has chosen my guitar, or even the science behind such a thing, so if you can shed some light please inform me asap.

    Thanks Rod.

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    • #67919
      1bassleft
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      There’s an explanation for this in the loopy world of space/time. Just read up on “string theory” 🙂

    • #67933
      glw
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      Most likely, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry…” over and over again.

    • #67904

      Just curious, what’s it saying?

    • #67929
      bobhoulston
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      [quote=”Rubarb”]I think my guitar has been possessed by Chad Kroeger. It’s talking to me[/quote]

      When I play my guitar it talks and it says… put me down!?;) ________ [URL=http://www.love-help.org/]LOVE HELP[/URL]

    • #67917
      lee_UK
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      [quote=”glw”]Chad Kroeger? That’s the guy from Nickelback, right?

      Wouldn’t he need to be dead first, before being able to possess (i.e. haunt) something?[/quote]

      I think his brain is dead, therefore he is infact clinicly dead.
      I also have an S470DXQM, mine seems ok, maybe you should take yours back to the shop and ask for one possesed by a decent guitarist like Rory Gallagher.

    • #67934
      glw
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      Sounds like acid to me.

      Bootsy Collins famously left James Brown’s employ after imagining that his bass guitar’s neck had turned into a snake whilst he was under the influence of acid

    • #67947
      601blues
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      Man!! I wouldn’t smoke no more dat stuff flush it and get a fresh stash!!someone spiked it!! 🙄

    • #67944
      glw
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      Chad Kroeger? That’s the guy from Nickelback, right?

      Wouldn’t he need to be dead first, before being able to possess (i.e. haunt) something?

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