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  • #22056
    lee_UK
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    as if. 😆

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    • #70985
      1bassleft
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      I’ve hit my half-millenium 😯 . I know you’re currently enjoying the delights of Sydney, Mike, but I’m still not sure about “lead virtuoso”. I’ve got the hang of Dmaj, though.

      Doesn’t matter. Recently, I could’ve sworn I overheard somebody describe me as a “complete plucker”. Now, that’s a tag.

    • #70995
      Michael
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      hahaha

      Wait until they are the in-thing again. Tom Cruise will get one than everyone will be hanging off you like you were the Fonz.

    • #70977
      1bassleft
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      I still have a Rat’s Tail. My longish hair was cut back in ’93 except for that bit. 12 years on, it’s still useful as dental floss and for brushing out loose armpit hairs. Schoolkids are endlessly fascinated by it, and ask straightforward Qs like “Do you realize you look like a tit with that thing?”

      Kids- you either love ’em or hit ’em 🙂

    • #75817
      Michael
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      I had a mullet as a kid … and later went on to have a “rats tail”..

      But heck.. it was cool at the time so for all those people who laugh at us former mullets now Lee… its as simple who was cooler back then.

    • #70967
      lee_UK
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      Sorry to admit it, but i had a mullet in 85, very few photos of it though, and still need therapy on a weekly basis, i feel better having admited it though, i hope people still see me in the same god like light 😆

    • #75785
      1bassleft
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      Mullet ❗ That was the word. Couldn’t damn think of it. I never succumbed to that fashion faux pas. 🙂

    • #71080
      lee_UK
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      [quote=”1bassleft”]:lol: Arf 😆 . I don’t have the hair. Nor the ability. Give the muppet-head his due; he can play wrong-hand, upside down rather well. :D[/quote]

      You could have the hair, it’s currently on 1/2 price sale at ‘Selfridges’ oxford st. London for £29.99, if you buy 2 you get a free set of side burns, just go to the hair care counter and ask for the ‘Chris Waddle Mullet’ 😆 😆

    • #75799
      1bassleft
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      😀 I’ve got a horrible feeling I’ve given you carte blanche to call me “one string plonker”

      Ouch, must refine my negotiating skills…

    • #71013
      Michael
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      😆

      We usually don’t negotiate, but in this case 😀

    • #126673
      1bassleft
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      😆 Arf 😆 . I don’t have the hair. Nor the ability. Give the muppet-head his due; he can play wrong-hand, upside down rather well. My own upside-down guitar playing… let’s just say it was more of a threat than a promise 😯 Equality for bass-posters, or hear the consequences 😀

    • #70997
      Michael
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      Film it and you can end up on all the blogs like Michael Angelo Batio has at the moment 🙂

      He’s the latest sensation to sweep the nation.

    • #70982
      1bassleft
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      “Best” – or “Most under-employed”? 🙂 I make a living(?) out of making people confuse quantity and quality. In the words of De La Soul, “Three, is the magic number” but we’re well past that. Tell you what; if I get “Lead Virtuoso” in a few week’s time, I’ll post up a .wav or something of me, playing a Sunn Mustang, upside-down. Let the members decide on a more suitable legend for my sign-name! (No profanities allowed!) 😆

    • #71024
      Michael
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      You two are our best posters, playing you off to see who can get the highest post count 😛

      Maybe we need to discuss a certain magic number where you’re eligible for picking your own slogan.

    • #71077
      1bassleft
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      Most High Mike,

      I’m a little way off yet, but any chance of a consideration to the 500+ “one-string-at-a-time” player? I’m hardly “Thumb slappin’ topbloke”, but “Lead Virtuoso” would have JP McEnroe spluttering his coffee, never mind JM Hendrix spinning in his grave…

      Maybe I should’ve tried harder for that “2000th post” prize 😛

    • #75876
      Michael
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      😆

      Good stuff Lee.

    • #71075
      1bassleft
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      I did a real ” 😕 😕 ” on this one, until I saw your new legend and 500+ tally. Congrats, Lee although, not for the first time, I’m in complete agreement with you. You’re just mediocre 😆 😆

      Bass 😛

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