50 Ugliest Guitars of 2007: 9 – 1

The big mother of them all. You don't want to mess with 9 – 10. Please, only seasoned guitarists look at these! They're not for the feint of heart.

Ugliest Guitars of 2010 are here!

9 – No. Submitted by: MyFoot

8 – The Greateful Dead Submitted by: shakedown_04092

7 – Fire sale Submitted by: Lee/GLW

6 – Imagine how bad the other half looked Submitted by: GLW

5 – This guitar really does give you the blues Submitted by: 1BassLeft

4 – Hole In One Submitted by: 1BassLeft

3 – The Samuwhy? Submitted by: GLW

2 – The mafias new weapon of choice Submitted by: GLW

1 – Global warming is killing our reef guitars

Submitted by: GLW

It's guitars like the one below though, that show just how bad the effects of Global Warming can be.

Thanks to everyone who submitted a guitar to this years Ugliest Guitar Competition! Without you, these horrors would not get the recognition they deserve. Happy Halloween!

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37 thoughts on “50 Ugliest Guitars of 2007: 9 – 1”

  1. I think many of the guitars were awesome… think of people that have home made this… how long it takes… and wtf… ur just haiting people… i think that its awesome they wanne play that on stage… standing on the stage with a guitar like that is to have balls because many like u think its ugly… but us that know about how to make a guitar and play it think that its cool… Fx. you put a fucking Kiss guitar in here… that guitar could be over 500000 dollars worth… if i could get that guitar i would…. because its a Kiss Speciel u cant get anybody to make that.. because its a Signeture Guitar… and nobody sells it…. and What about the Signetures on it from the band… that guitar is money worth… and many guitars on this page is… normaly it will cost u about 5-10 thousend dollars to get a Costum made guitar… So Fuck off with hatin’

  2. Re: The big mother of them all. You don't want to... 50 Ugliest Guitars of 2007: 9 – 1
    YoungCthulhu

    Yes No.5 is bad, really bad, but no.4 is far far worse. It’s just bloody awful. The golf ball, the curved handled left handed sand wedge (??), the mawkish sentiment expressed like the worst 1960s Hallmark greeting card you can think of.
    I just had to post this comment as the design made me feel sad and hopeless and so so alone.
    Having just started playing the guitar this one made me want to give up, go into a bare empty room and face the wall. It made me want to go out into the forest, scoop a shallow hole in the soft mossy ground, cover myself over with dead leaves and just let nature take its course. 🙂

  3. Re: The big mother of them all. You don't want to... 50 Ugliest Guitars of 2007: 9 – 1
    Dman

    The blues one with the girl on the blue dress and the Dobro is by a guy names Doug Rowell, as is the golf one. He custom carves whatever the client wants. As far as i know, he carves, the customer paints. Check out his site and you’ll see that he is definitely not a talentless guitar butcher.

  4. Re: The big mother of them all. You don't want to... 50 Ugliest Guitars of 2007: 9 – 1
    Ze de Caixiao

    Yep good ole Number 5 is a horror. Why do people without talent insist on trying to put “beautiful” women in their creations? That broad with her legs spread around the dobro looks like that stinky old beer whore that inhabits every bar in the South (I know, I grew up there) she’s in her forties but looks like she is in her sixties and smells like she is already dead and started rotting. The one who never, ever has any money and is forever stumbling towards you while you are drinking your beer, half walking-half falling, over-emoting in a big breathy way “gimme a shigarette” with that nasty breath, one tit halfway hanging out of a dirty blue dress that looks like it was made out of a dirty old bedsheet and probably was. The one that even the old black guys won’t touch, the one that’s always broke yet always drunk because everyone buys her a drink on the condition that she goes away. She has feet that look like she’s never owned shoes and a face that looks like it fell off the back of a garbage truck. Here name is Donna and she has “Property of Bear” tattooed crudely on her ass. You know the one. So what kind of person paints her on their guitar? I don’t wanna know.

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