The Worst Colour/Finish/Detail on a guitar - Ever. Pt.2

Sequels are never as good as the originals, Speed 2 ? Aliens 2 ? Deep throat 2? all duffers, and then of course there is always the 'difficult' 2nd album, 'Whats the Story' , 'Reggata de Blanc' , and so Management have asked me to create a sequel to 'The Worst Colour/Finish/Detail on a guitar - post them in.' it has become a bit of a 'Sultans Elephant' (a very large beast) did anyone see it in London?
Anyway, part 2 will be easier to manage, so please post all the naffers here, Part one is being put out to pasture.
Lee.

Sultans Elephant: http://www.tomhume.org/2006/05/the_sultans_ele.html
and for video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSwIFNJpxZQ

Takes over 100 people to operate it.

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At 2 grand, I'd say you'd wanna commit yourself. Lunacy.

1bassleft wrote:

Here's a newbie (I think). Check the link (seller hype) as well as the image.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Fender-Stratocaster-Charley-Steve-Ray-Vaughan-SRV-Strat_W0QQitemZ7413777129QQcategoryZ33039QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

My favourite bit in the descn of this unconvincing cobble-together is "There’s no serial number on this neck as Guitartown Relics removed the serial number from the neck in the relicing process but the guitar features a great aged neckplate that matches the ageing on the rest of the guitar" :roll:

Ok, so can they spell the words "botch" and "up" :?:

Wow! A hardtail Strat with lipstick pickups! I'd have it! I think I could live with the naff picture on the back (or could remove it).

The Blue Wizard is going to zap you! Be afraid, very afraid!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENDER-Stratocaster-made-in-japan-con-aerografia_W0QQitemZ170000094152QQcategoryZ38082QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Meanwhile, I can't make up my mind what I think about this snakeskin Tele from Fender Japan:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FENDER-TELECASTER-71-REISSUE-JAPAN-SNAKESKIN_W0QQitemZ7412780777QQcategoryZ33039QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I don't think I like it. Or do I?

That Xavier is so bizarre it almost crosses over to
"pretty"? Scott

glw wrote:
The Blue Wizard is going to zap you! Be afraid, very afraid!

?

Thats a genuine 1990 Jap Strat for £200!! rub it down, 50p, change the scratchplate and pup covers £15, a lot of guitar for £215.50p plus postage.

lee_UK wrote:
glw wrote:
The Blue Wizard is going to zap you! Be afraid, very afraid!

?

Thats a genuine 1990 Jap Strat for £200!! rub it down, 50p, change the scratchplate and pup covers £15, a lot of guitar for £215.50p plus postage.

better yet, say it's the old geezer from Lord of the Rings and resell it on ebay to the nerds for twice the price.

Or insert one of those "comedy" by-lines:

Gandalf's addiction to body piercing led to excessive numbers of ear and nose-studs

I'm not going to comment on this next one. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

http://www.guitareelectrique.com/guit_custom.html

lol cheers for that GLW, the link gave me a huge laugh with the croc dundee one. You call that a guitar? THIS IS A GUITAR! oh my.

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