DEFINITELY the worst guitar ever!!!

i know its a big claim, but you know what its like, too much time on my hands, nothing on the TV, ebay is winking at you, so i had to have a look for REAL bad guitars and came up with this one, his claim is kind of interesting too 'PLEASE DO NOT EMAILS ABOUT THIS GUITAR,WE JUST DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT' so what do we think about this one?? anyone got anything close??

frightening thing is, there are 3 bids on it, 8 days left, not you is it 1bassleft??

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Buy the love heart one off that page 1b and play it outside your bedroom window next Valentines day. Quickest way to a womans heart is with a soft pink love heart guitar.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so somebody asked for this:

Shouldn't really be in this thread, CW knows his chisels, but some people ask for 'eccentric' things.

Xmas lights eh.

Speaking of hearts, these are all over eBay lately and according to my google search, every discount supermarket from here to Sweden.

Ah, they nicked that idea from the late great Tony Zemaitis.

1bassleft wrote:
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so somebody asked for this:

Shouldn't really be in this thread, CW knows his chisels, but some people ask for 'eccentric' things.

Again i like this one Bass, it looks like a dreamy Aero chocolate bar, the colours are scrummy looking, not that i can eat chocolate, i have an alergy to it, not eaten any for 22 years 4 months 3 days.
And i dont miss it. :lol:

Mint Aero it appears. Lee, you're a good bloke and all that, but there's something scary about you knowing exactly (to the day) when you last ate a choccy. An amateur psychologist I know checked through your posts. He reckons you might be the type to exaggerate the failings of someone you may have some rivalry with, eg cranking-up some old tennis story that really ought to have died a death by now.

Apparently, it's therapeutic to just let go (to me, anyhow). I live in hope, rather than expectation :)

the date was of course a rough estimate, i remember it was a while ago, i gave up smoking around 10 yrs ago too, but couldnt give you the date, and its not me that keeps bringing up the tennis, its MIKE !! check the posts, and we do have new members on here all the time who love to hear the story, so blame Mike the rotweiller.

Have a look at this one, 3 strings? check the frets, it looks more like a murder weapon !

not sure where to put this one, it could have gone to several threads, the 'Artist' has even painted the strings, a real quality job.

this is the kind of guitar that needs burning, this is the kind of rubbish we were forced to use when i was 12-14 yrs old, its unbeleivably bad, there are a few things wrong with this example, look at the nut, nice angle, machine heads all in one peice, the strap button on the wrong horn, he describes it as 'sold as is' in other words it might work but the sound is apalling, he also says 1960's, i think its mid 70's, they used to retail for £45 NEW AND HES GOT THIS ONE UP FOR £50 !! this thing should have been crushed and shredded..

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