Frankenstrat - Ugliest Guitars Ever II

by Michael Meloni, Stacey Gurney and the GuitarSite Forum.

Update: Ugliest Guitars of 2010 are here!

Lee nestled into the corner of the dark laboratory, cackling madly as reflections from an A-Ha DVD played out across his face. He undoubtedly had cause for such smug laughter after finding 'Take On Me' in the bargain bin for the price of chips. However, the real reason behind his joy remained much more sinister.

His moderator status on GuitarSite had allowed him to work outside the constraints of conventional science, tiptoeing across the line warding good from evil. A line that once crossed would make turning back nothing more than foolish mans dream.

Lee had created what mortal man thought not possible. A creature so heinous, so vile, that to call it merely a monster would be conceding to fear. Worse than the MTv Guitar, worse than Pete Doherty, Lee had created The World's Ugliest Guitars, Part II.

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #50 - 40

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #39 - 30

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #29 - 20

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #19 - 15

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #14 - 10

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #9 - 5

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #4 - 2 (NSFW)

- Ugliest Guitars Ever II - #1 (NSFW)

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I find it to be quite interesting that as patriots of the guitar community, we even allow things like this to happen. It is absolutely atrocious and insane. Hilarious is another attribute though, as some of these do make me giggle quite a bit.

SterlingAxeMan wrote:
I find it to be quite interesting that as patriots of the guitar community, we even allow things like this to happen. It is absolutely atrocious and insane. Hilarious is another attribute though, as some of these do make me giggle quite a bit.

With some of these guitars what I honestly do is close my eyes while I am playing and imagine what I would look like with it in my hands. Just imagine me with my jeans and a t-shirt, rocking klipsch headphones and playing a Mickey Mouse guitar.

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