Congrats to GLW on topping 1000

Hey GLW,

As 1BL pointed out, you're now a member of the 1000+ posts club. Eighteen virgins and 52 crates of wine, of which all the grapes were individually squashed by free-range midgets, have now been dispatched to your home.

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Intercepted at Liverpool Docks. You still get the midgets, and my appreciation... :D

We treat our free-range midgets better than any other company. Don't take my word for it though, ask Ron:

Looks like 5 coconuts on a shire.

Is he a midget or a Dwarf?
Do you lot still like a bit Dwarf throwing (Formerly known as Darf tossing til an elitist XXX website got the URL) where you are Mike? the French have banned it, but it's still going strong in the UK.

Blimey, does this mean I have to do one of those appalling award ceremony-style "I'd like to thank my manager, my agent, my giant black cat", etc etc... speeches?

Seeing as you're offering, glw, I prefer those truly cringey "best actress" acceptance speeches. Much blubbing and "I value the love you shower on me; I know you all love me..." stuff. Carcrash, but entertaining to watch... :lol:

Australia is hoping to land gold in the dwarf tossing this year.

Isn't there some place in Germany that has a Midget Olympics? Unless I dreamt it.

I can just imagine the GuitarSite trophy we could hand out - a gold MTV shaped statue.


I never knew this existed..shame my back is bad :P

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