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Santana (the sultana): ‘Old pickups just die, they get old and wear out’
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” – Steven Wright.
“Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.” – Homer Simpson
“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.” – Homer Simpson
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones.
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” – Spike Milligan.
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.” – Woody Allen.
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