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50 Ugliest Guitars of 2007: 9 - 1
The big mother of them all. You don't want to mess with 9 - 10. Please, only seasoned guitarists look at these! They're not for the feint of heart.
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9 - No. Submitted by: MyFoot

8 - The Greateful Dead Submitted by: shakedown_04092

7 - Fire sale Submitted by: Lee/GLW

6 - Imagine how bad the other half looked Submitted by: GLW

5 - This guitar really does give you the blues Submitted by: 1BassLeft

4 - Hole In One Submitted by: 1BassLeft

3 - The Samuwhy? Submitted by: GLW

2 - The mafias new weapon of choice Submitted by: GLW

1 - Global warming is killing our reef guitars
Submitted by: GLW
It's guitars like the one below though, that show just how bad the effects of Global Warming can be.

Thanks to everyone who submitted a guitar to this years Ugliest Guitar Competition! Without you, these horrors would not get the recognition they deserve. Happy Halloween!
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31.10.2007
those really were ugly guitars
guitar hero
31.10.2007
Haha... Those are ugly has hades. Nice pics.
Jason @ ATOMIC Guitarist
31.10.2007
Thanks for the comments guys!
Michael (GuitarSite.com)
31.10.2007
I thought a couple were pretty cool... OK, lemme HAVE IT!!! LOL...
Avron
31.10.2007
i didnt think a couple were too bad but most of them were appalling. ESPECIALLY that samurai guitar.. wtf is that supposed to be anyway?
sven
01.11.2007
haha yeah, there's always a few that people don't mind. Even I have a few personal favs in there that I wouldn't mind owning.
Michael (GuitarSite.com)
01.11.2007
one man's meat's another's poison.....
ezasfission
01.11.2007
I was actually tempted to put in a bid for the Dobbincaster (the horsey one). It brings a smile to my face every time I see it.
GLW
01.11.2007
Sweet wEb DUDE I love his website but your guitars are ugly lol... -.- rock on!!
Tommy
01.11.2007
Thanks for the comments chaps.
You wouldn't dare would you GLW?
Michael (GuitarSite.com)
01.11.2007
I wonder if they sound ugly? Or if you can get music videos from the owners.
Manny Mestas
02.11.2007
The horsie one that GLW submitted should have made the no1 position, the look on that ponies face was priceless, the ebay auction showed better/funnier pictures.
lee_uk
02.11.2007
I almost threw myself away - THATS GREAT - what a laugh!
Thank you all, I wasn't as happy for a long time;-)
Andi
Andi
02.11.2007
Tooooooooo Cooool!
SingBass1
03.11.2007
Th grateful dead one and the last one are fuckin sweet!
Frankie Mother Fucker
04.11.2007
hey you people told thoose gutiars whos boss but i'd say #5 was the creepest
bye
crystal
11.11.2007
Crystal: #5 was also a personal fav of mine. Or personal hate. Whichever you choose to call it.
Michael (GuitarSite.com)
15.11.2007
these guitars are fugly and now I have to shite!!!
papasan
22.11.2007
Yep good ole Number 5 is a horror. Why do people without talent insist on trying to put "beautiful" women in their creations? That broad with her legs spread around the dobro looks like that stinky old beer whore that inhabits every bar in the South (I know, I grew up there) she's in her forties but looks like she is in her sixties and smells like she is already dead and started rotting. The one who never, ever has any money and is forever stumbling towards you while you are drinking your beer, half walking-half falling, over-emoting in a big breathy way "gimme a shigarette" with that nasty breath, one tit halfway hanging out of a dirty blue dress that looks like it was made out of a dirty old bedsheet and probably was. The one that even the old black guys won't touch, the one that's always broke yet always drunk because everyone buys her a drink on the condition that she goes away. She has feet that look like she's never owned shoes and a face that looks like it fell off the back of a garbage truck. Here name is Donna and she has "Property of Bear" tattooed crudely on her ass. You know the one. So what kind of person paints her on their guitar? I don't wanna know.
Ze de Caixiao
13.12.2007
In my line of work, I would gladly use every one of these guitars.
El Kabong
20.01.2008
Some of 'em r kool!!!! not ugly
Katelynn
18.07.2008
The grateful dead one is really nice ..!
Also the blues one..!
The samurai sucks big time
Costas Cyprus
21.08.2008
These ugly guitars are an obvious effort by the Obama campaign to demoralize conservative guitar players. Don't fall for this obvious ploy!
Bmann
18.09.2008
The blues one with the girl on the blue dress and the Dobro is by a guy names Doug Rowell, as is the golf one. He custom carves whatever the client wants. As far as i know, he carves, the customer paints. Check out his site and you'll see that he is definitely not a talentless guitar butcher.
Dman
20.09.2008
uh i think #7 was found in the dumpster and he tried to fix it. either that or he likes things to look like real old battled all the way though guitars like this one
http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2005/08/10/smashed_guitar_150_150x180.jpg
james
21.09.2008
Oh shit! Nightmare guitars. Some kind of woods into the fire...
Warfire
04.03.2009
G U I T A R S THAT CAN MELT YOUR TEETH....peaceful death thru bad A R T .
BLUESTOOTH
09.03.2009
Hell yeah, one is most ugly guitar that my eyes had ever seen :D But each human have own art
Manda
23.06.2009
I'll like most of those I didn't think they were ugly, but #6 is just horrible what did they do to that poor guitar?
jtb500
02.07.2009

Hahaha awful bloody guitars