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  • November 15, 2005 at 1:18 am #22562
    Michael
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    Despite what some of you may have previously thought about Rod’s reproductive stock levels, I think this latest report from the Stewart camp certainly sheds new light on the matter.

    “Rod Stewart has frozen his sperm “in case of problems”, his fiancée Penny Lancaster has revealed. The blonde model, who is expecting her first child with the ageing rocker next month, said they had taken the precautionary measure at home before trying for a baby.”

    “We were at home. We didn’t do it at a hospital. We were at home privately, you know, intimately. She added to TV chef Gordon Ramsey on his hit show ‘The F Word’: And then I rushed down in the Ferrari with my handbag and the little vial next to it.”

    Source: http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2994275

    Think about that for a few mins eh.

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    • November 15, 2005 at 10:14 am #75461
      1bassleft
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      [quote]It answers a lot of deep seeded questions [/quote]

      Is that one of your awful “sperm” puns again? 😛

    • November 15, 2005 at 8:57 am #75498
      Michael
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      I disagree, Rod’s picture sums up a lot for me. It answers a lot of deep seeded questions I have about music and life in general. Kids forget education, leave school and get a roducation.

      Nevertheless, great concept for a show. It isn’t real is it?

    • November 15, 2005 at 8:43 am #75486
      1bassleft
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      In today’s reality-TV terms, Rod looks like someone who didn’t quite make the last five for “Bay City Rollers” on Popstars; The Rivals

    • November 15, 2005 at 8:41 am #75497
      1bassleft
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      Ugh. The proper, heraldic, description is “rampant”. Does that lion have testicles? Is that on the old Queen Mum’s shield? Perish the thought 😯

    • November 15, 2005 at 8:29 am #75494
      Michael
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      😆

      I don’t think you imagined it quite enough sorry 1b. Here’s some light viewing material to assist you.

      #http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/guitarczar/rodshot.jpg

    • November 15, 2005 at 8:25 am #75452
      1bassleft
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      The whole process has just gone through my head. Thank you for that – I’m going to avoid sleep for at least an hour, now. Shall we take bets on whether he sang “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” as she held the plexiglass vial in her spare hand? 😯

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