Rod Stewart does not have copious amounts of sperm okay!

Despite what some of you may have previously thought about Rod's reproductive stock levels, I think this latest report from the Stewart camp certainly sheds new light on the matter.

"Rod Stewart has frozen his sperm "in case of problems", his fiancée Penny Lancaster has revealed. The blonde model, who is expecting her first child with the ageing rocker next month, said they had taken the precautionary measure at home before trying for a baby."

"We were at home. We didn't do it at a hospital. We were at home privately, you know, intimately. She added to TV chef Gordon Ramsey on his hit show 'The F Word': And then I rushed down in the Ferrari with my handbag and the little vial next to it."


Think about that for a few mins eh.

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The whole process has just gone through my head. Thank you for that - I'm going to avoid sleep for at least an hour, now. Shall we take bets on whether he sang "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" as she held the plexiglass vial in her spare hand? :shock:


I don't think you imagined it quite enough sorry 1b. Here's some light viewing material to assist you.

Ugh. The proper, heraldic, description is "rampant". Does that lion have testicles? Is that on the old Queen Mum's shield? Perish the thought :shock:

In today's reality-TV terms, Rod looks like someone who didn't quite make the last five for "Bay City Rollers" on Popstars; The Rivals

I disagree, Rod's picture sums up a lot for me. It answers a lot of deep seeded questions I have about music and life in general. Kids forget education, leave school and get a roducation.

Nevertheless, great concept for a show. It isn't real is it?

It answers a lot of deep seeded questions

Is that one of your awful "sperm" puns again? :P

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