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  • June 8, 2016 at 12:17 pm #23843
    lee_UK
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    No it’s not spam so don’t delete it, i thought i’d set aside a little bit of Guitarsite for the forthcoming England (Ashes Holders) Test Cricket Ashes tour of Australia.

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    • January 2, 2007 at 6:59 am #128103
      Michael
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      The first step is admitting it. Lee, I commend you.

    • December 28, 2006 at 8:23 pm #128101
      lee_UK
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      It’s taken me 4 Tests to come to this conclusion..
      England are shite, and an embarassment to every single Englishman.

    • December 28, 2006 at 12:19 am #128100
      1bassleft
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      Back on topic, I was watching the 4th test during the small hours (my body clock goes all funny in Spain coping with CET). About 100-5 when I tuned in; talk of England taking a small 1st innings lead or manageable deficit at worst. By the time my eyelids need propping, it´s 250-5 and 15 overs still to go before a new ball arrives.

      As the commentators said at the time, the Aussies make sure they don´t let a favourable sitch slip out of their hands, yet it´s been a constant feature of England´s play. Somebody pass them a new script, yikes 🙄

    • December 23, 2006 at 11:53 pm #128098
      lee_UK
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      Nice one bass, might be a good idea to leave it on that ‘High’ note. Mate, Bonza, Sheila, as Jim Royle says ‘Eclairs my arse’ 😆

      he also said, whilst adjusting his underwear with a grimace, ‘Bloody Y-Fronts, i paid a pound for these pants and ive got fifty pence worth stuck up me arse’ 😆 😆 😆

    • December 23, 2006 at 4:08 am #128099
      1bassleft
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      TBF, I think the eclairs will have long metabolised by now 😆

    • December 22, 2006 at 8:27 pm #128096
      lee_UK
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      I notice Warne has bowed out before the drug testing unit rolls into the carpark.

    • December 20, 2006 at 6:56 am #128097
      1bassleft
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      . Has Murray beaten Hewitt lately? Hockey, maybe? Subutteo?

    • December 19, 2006 at 6:23 am #128095
      Michael
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      Care to comment? or shall we just leave it at that.

    • December 18, 2006 at 3:23 pm #128094
      lee_UK
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      What the?

    • December 14, 2006 at 3:28 pm #128093
      lee_UK
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      3rd Test

      Day 1- Monty 😆 Monty 😆 Monty 😆

    • December 12, 2006 at 5:23 pm #128092
      lee_UK
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      Lets hope the Shane Warne injury heals up real soon, they are probably pumping him full of steroids as we speak..

    • December 11, 2006 at 6:34 am #128091
      Guitar Expert
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      Viagra baby!

    • December 9, 2006 at 9:59 pm #128090
      lee_UK
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      [quote=”jason”]Note that I waited a full 24 hours before posting… even now I still can’t think of anything to say that would make you English feel better… except maybe “I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!”[/quote]

      It takes you 24hrs before responding to a virus alert on a web server!
      Wait til our new spinner Monty gets in there, and we all know the only reason Australia are winning is because the whole team is cheating on drugs. 😯

    • December 8, 2006 at 7:53 am #128089
      1bassleft
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      Something about “snatching defeat from the jaws of (well, a draw, if not outright victory)” springs to mind 🙁

    • December 6, 2006 at 2:46 pm #128088
      Jason
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      Note that I waited a full 24 hours before posting… even now I still can’t think of anything to say that would make you English feel better… except maybe “I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!”

    • December 2, 2006 at 6:12 am #128087
      lee_UK
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      [quote=”lee_UK”]1st Test.

      Day 1 – 😕
      Day 2 – 🙁
      Day 3 – :cry:[/quote]

      2nd Test.
      Day 1 – 😆
      Day 2 – 😆 😆
      Day 3 – 🙁 oh dear..

    • November 29, 2006 at 6:21 am #128086
      Michael
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      lol great line.

    • November 28, 2006 at 10:53 pm #128084
      lee_UK
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      Alright Jason!! my god dont you lot go on about it! you dont stop!!
      Our boys are just a bit jittery, first game nerves.

      One of the team was stopped at the Australian airport by Oz customs, and they asked him if he had a criminal record and he replied, ‘No, why do you still need one to get in?’

      Classic.

    • November 28, 2006 at 10:49 am #128085
      Jason
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      P.S. What a delightful week it has been here in Brisbane – Jolly good show what!

    • November 28, 2006 at 10:48 am #128083
      Jason
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      Going on the England results, I’d say they’re just plain batty

    • November 28, 2006 at 6:08 am #128082
      Guitar Expert
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      BatsMEN is not P.C anymore. Tim is right, it’s BatsPEOPLE

    • November 27, 2006 at 11:25 pm #128080
      lee_UK
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      ‘Batting people’??
      ‘Laugh’??

    • November 27, 2006 at 7:20 pm #128081
      Tim
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      Don’t mind in the least.

    • November 27, 2006 at 8:39 am #128078
      1bassleft
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      [quote]I heard that all our batting people went out after scoring less than one of there batting people did [/quote]

      Tim, if you don’t mind me saying, that’s language outside the realm of cricket. Almost in FHM’s “guess what my girlfriend said” page. I’m not exactly up on willow and leather myself, mind 🙂

    • November 27, 2006 at 7:16 am #128079
      Michael
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      Doesn’t stop you poms from partying hard in the city every night. Can’t break ya’s spirit!

    • November 27, 2006 at 7:10 am #128077
      Tim
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      I exist (luckily it seems!) outside of the realm of Cricket but I had to laugh when I heard that all our batting people went out after scoring less than one of there batting people did 😀 how can that not be funny 😀

    • November 27, 2006 at 6:04 am #128076
      Michael
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      Outlook – 😆

    • November 24, 2006 at 3:27 pm #128075
      lee_UK
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      1st Test.

      Day 1 – 😕
      Day 2 – 🙁
      Day 3 – 😥

    • November 20, 2006 at 10:27 pm #128074
      lee_UK
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      i can feel a comment coming soon.

    • November 20, 2006 at 6:27 am #128072
      Michael
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      I don’t think there is much to speculate on really is there?

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