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  • #22511
    Stacey
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    Q – How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

    A – Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.

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    • #75401
      Jason
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      BTW – we have heaps more jokes at https://www.guitarsite.com/jokes.htm

    • #75396
      1bassleft
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      Blimey 😯 , someone needs to re-write the book. Even I got it, and I’m an English bass-player 😀

    • #75363
      Michael
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      Living proof eh 😛

    • #75379
      lee_UK
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      right, ok. i think i have it.

    • #75368
      Michael
      Participant

      Well… it’s a double whammy Lee… You see the drummer was too stupid to unlock the door himself and the metal head was too stupid to ask the drummer to open the door. Bam! Bam!

    • #75395
      lee_UK
      Participant

      ??? im very slow, and in 40 yrs old, so can someone talk me through this one, nice and slow..

    • #75360
      Stacey
      Participant

      Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?

      A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

      😆 😀 😆 😀

    • #75384
      1bassleft
      Participant

      Drrrum, tish! I thank you. You’ve been a wonderful audience 😀

      The most awful ‘muso’ joke is, probably,
      Q: What has three legs and a c**t on top?
      A: A drum stool.

      Ducking into armour-plate computer room.

    • #75377
      lee_UK
      Participant

      They were actualy quite funny.

    • #75397
      1bassleft
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      Q: How many Country bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: IV, I, IV, I, IV, I, IV

      Q: How many jazz bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: Man, the bulb’s only been in five years. OK, there’s. like, no output, but so?

      and the hoary old chestnut (blows dust off joke)…

      Q: How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: One to change the bulb, 30,000 to follow the old bulb around, claiming the new one just ain’t the same.

      OK, I’ll take off the bow-tie and go back to my day job, now.

    • #75394
      lee_UK
      Participant

      4/4 is good, diminished chords belong on a Jazz songsheet, but i beleive there is a diminished chord in ‘Need your love so bad’ by the Mac, so they do have some uses.

    • #75354
      Tim
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      I’m a bassist, could you simplify the second joke, and the first, and diminished chords, in fact, chords in general, and can everybody play in 4/4.

      Thanks,

      Tim.

    • #75353
      lee_UK
      Participant

      😯

    • #75361
      Stacey
      Participant

      Q – Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?

      A – So the rest of the band can understand them

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