Guitarsite Forums Guitar Discussion Guitar GuitarSites newest member, please welcome Ken.

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    • #72570
      1bassleft
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      I wouldn’t know. For some reason, sitting on my buttocks at 3am watching other people sitting on their buttocks has never struck me as quality TV. Plus, I have this strange urge to wipe Chantelle off the planet. Just me, I suppose.

    • #72545
      lee_UK
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      shes still the best celeb big brother contestant ever.

    • #72564
      1bassleft
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      Germaine would call it “penis envy”. Am I right, Lee ❓ 😆 😆

    • #72577
      lee_UK
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      Right as well, i dont want to see those amphibian danglies all over my TV set.

    • #72586
      Michael
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      The last thing the 65+ crowd want is a frogs frank and beans flashing all across the picture box when it’s supper time. Same thing happened over here in Aus, they gave the little guy the cut.

    • #72574
      1bassleft
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      Why do all those UK pop-video channels pixelate the vaguely-penile-looking dangly of a blue, CGI frog? Haven’t the telly censors seen the anatomically-correct dolls for sale in “Toys R Us” these days?

    • #72563
      Michael
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      I make him cover up.

      I did have an idea where you guys could submit possible avenues of torture for Ken, and of course I’d video it. But than, I got to know him, and despite his ‘fingernail-to-blackboard’ grating voice, he’s a nice guy. Or frog.

    • #72568
      lee_UK
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      That tower PC looks older than my Granny Alice, (not cockney slang, she really is my gran) and that frog was once plastered and bannered all over Guitarsite, i remember jumping out of my skin several times, ususaly at 1am on a sat morning as my mouse happened to trace accross the banner, B-berr b berrberr ebbrrr, ringggggding at 50 watts over the speaker system, waking the whole house.
      And isnt he missing a pair of somethings?

    • #72539
      Michael
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      haha, actually they were from a failed post-it note mosiac of Steve Tyler I was making.

    • #72566
      1bassleft
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      A ring-ding-ding-crrch-barb etc “Hello” to Ken. Can’t believe I’m talking to your desk toy. I think you should listen to Stacey. BTW, is she the one sticking completely blank “Post-Its” on your tower unit? Or do you just randomly plonk a few blanks on it to make you look important and a man whose opinion is sought?

      You could at least have written “collect dry-cleaning” on some of them, if you were trying to impress the casual passer 😛

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