Guitar Jokes

Q - How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

A - Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.[/b]

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Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?

A - So the rest of the band can understand them


I'm a bassist, could you simplify the second joke, and the first, and diminished chords, in fact, chords in general, and can everybody play in 4/4.



4/4 is good, diminished chords belong on a Jazz songsheet, but i beleive there is a diminished chord in 'Need your love so bad' by the Mac, so they do have some uses.

Q: How many Country bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: IV, I, IV, I, IV, I, IV

Q: How many jazz bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Man, the bulb's only been in five years. OK, there's. like, no output, but so?

and the hoary old chestnut (blows dust off joke)...

Q: How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb, 30,000 to follow the old bulb around, claiming the new one just ain't the same.

OK, I'll take off the bow-tie and go back to my day job, now.

They were actualy quite funny.

Drrrum, tish! I thank you. You've been a wonderful audience :D

The most awful 'muso' joke is, probably,
Q: What has three legs and a c**t on top?
A: A drum stool.

Ducking into armour-plate computer room.

Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?

A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

:lol: :D :lol: :D

??? im very slow, and in 40 yrs old, so can someone talk me through this one, nice and slow..

Well... it's a double whammy Lee... You see the drummer was too stupid to unlock the door himself and the metal head was too stupid to ask the drummer to open the door. Bam! Bam!

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