Kirk Hammett Really Sucks!

Kirk Hammett really sucks! Why, you may ask? On this site, I present my reasons on why he’s over-rated and over-hyped, as well as links to some TALENTED guitarists.

345 thoughts on “Kirk Hammett Really Sucks!”

  1. KIRK FUCKIN ROCKS
    Heath Rothgeb

    kirk hammett is the best fuckin guitarist around. if you can name 10 guitarists better, which you can’t, e-mail me. how fuckin dare you say that kirk sucks. you probably listen to fuckin hanson and hootie and the blowfish. you obviously don’t know a kickass guitarist when you hear one

  2. Can anyone here play like Kirk Hammett and not lie about it?
    Domonique

    once anyone who says he ‘sucks’ can play better than Kirk can,then I’ll believe he might suck. He IS over rated, He IS spoken of allot,you may not like his style,or metallica,or kirk himself,but as a guitarist,he doesnt suck.

  3. KIRK IS GOD!!!
    Rich Murray

    KIRK IS FUCKIN GOD, YOUR JUST A FUCKIN LOOSER WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES TALKIN ABOUT, SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO SOME METALLICA AND YOU WILL START TO SEE WHY KIRK IS GOD!!!!!!!!

  4. WHATEVER
    Blues Man

    you mean that they are other guitarist besides KIRK HAMMET?? Hell i didn’t know that…..get a life pal quit crying because you can’t be as good as him

  5. KIRK RULES BIG FUCKING TIME
    I LOVE KIRK!!!!!

    The men is god,u damn little shit!!!r u fucking gone dude?if so fuck off!even if u and someother shits will say he sucks do it but just so u’ll know :IS FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!think about it:he is Kirk Hammett and U did this sucks thing,well who is the asshole here?hmmmmm that makes u the asshole cause he’s the star u’re all about!aren’t u?

    1. ReadDit
      BetYurAssKirkRulz

      Kirk Hammett is the best thing that came out of the 60’s, and he rules, the best guitar player on this earth, and anyone denying that FACT is a dumbass.

    1. Re: KIRK ROCKS
      Haggis

      : JUST RE-LISTEN TO "KILL EM ALL". CLASSIC METALLICA AT ITS BEST. ITS ALL YOU NEED TO REMIND YOU OF WHY KIRK IS OUT-FUCKING-RAGEOUS

      Every lick on "Kill Em All" was stolen from Michael Schenker. But I bet you’ve never heard of him, huh?

  6. I couldn't have said it any better
    Haggis

    Anybody who thinks that Kirk Hammett is a great guitarist has to be a moron. Has to be. All Hammett is is a mediocre player in a hugely popular band, like say ….. Ace Frehley? Yes, there were Ace fans back in the 70’s and 80’s who swore that he was the greatest guitarist in the world. Just like you stupid Kirk Hammett fans. Face it, Hammett hit the jackpot when Hetfield decided to hire his sorry ass. Kirk Hammett isn’t even the best guitarist in his own band! Real guitar fans laugh at you nitwits. Go listen to Yngwie Malmsteen, then tell me that Hammett is better. But then, you’ll think that Kirk is better anyway, won’t you? Morons.

    1. Re: I couldn't have said it any better
      DUDE

      YNGWIE BLOWS DONKEE BALLS. ANY REAL GUITAR PLAYER CAN RECOGNIZE THAT…. TALK ABOUT REPETETIVE, RECYCLED AND WAY OVERRATED… YAWN!!!

      1. Re: I couldn't have said it any better
        Haggis

        : YNGWIE BLOWS DONKEE BALLS. ANY REAL GUITAR PLAYER CAN RECOGNIZE THAT…. TALK ABOUT REPETETIVE, RECYCLED AND WAY OVERRATED… YAWN!!!

        Yes, let’s talk about repetitive, recycled and way overrated. 1) Repetitive – hey Kirk, how about some more wah wah pedal, pentatonic licks and double stops. You know, like every solo on his last album? 2) Recycled – At least Yngwie recycles his OWN licks, not Michael Schenker’s. 3) Overrated – Somehow Kirk Hammett manages to win every guitar poll in every major guitar magazine, despite only having average talent. Face it, Hammett is a mediocre guitarist in a great band.

  7. he's better than you you little shit
    ki

    you fucking ass, who in the hell do you think you are, bad mouthing one of the best guitarists of all time. (and i might add… MY favorite.)

  8. Kirk kix ass
    Philip Sztark

    Dude Kirk Hammett kix ass i mean did you ever listen to the dyers eve song.the guy or girl who wrote of it must not of heard Kill em all,Ride the Lightning,master of puppets and And Justice 4 all.Plus atleast somehow he got a record contract and became famous while the perwson who wrote that bitched

    1. Re: KIRK LIX ASS!
      Haggis

      : Dude Kirk Hammett kix ass i mean did you ever listen to the dyers eve song.the guy or girl who wrote of it must not of heard Kill em all,Ride the Lightning,master of puppets and And Justice 4 all.Plus atleast somehow he got a record contract and became famous while the perwson who wrote that bitched

  9. Kirk is cooler than you
    Mike Reny

    i think jordan is a gay faggot that has anal sex with men. if you think kirk sucks you gotta be drunk
    or something because he’s cooler than you. so take it.

    1. Robin Christy has a point
      Mike Reny

      i think robin has a point, there is no reason for jordano to think that kitk is over rated. you are just all
      pissed because he is better than you will ever be and he doesn’t get alot of partnership when it comes
      to the lyrics. but it doesn’t mean you have to be a big fag about it.

  10. Kirk Hammett
    Robin Christy

    If you think that Kirk Hammett is "Over-Rated" and "Over-Hyped" then why the fuck do you have a web page about him? Yeah, your site may be dissing him but your the asswhole who took the time to make a web page about him.It just proves that you have come to the realization that you can never be like him and that causes you to think that he’s "Over-Rated and "Over-Hyped."Kirk is one of the most under rated guitar players ever.James and Lars get all of the attention in that group but Kirk and Jason get no attention just because they don’t contribute to alot of lyrics. So explain to me just how Kirk is "Over-rated.

  11. Kirk Hammett
    Robin Christy

    Are you fucking insane? Kirk Hammett is one of the greatest fucking
    guitar players of all time. You are just jealous that he has the talent and sucess that he has.You will never be as good as Kirk Hammett was when he first started playing guitar.

  12. Kirk Hammett kicks ass
    Mike Reny

    Kirk Hammett kicks fucking ass. I bet he’s better than you’ll ever be Jordan. So quit being a big faggot ass gay.
    I bet he can play any lead you can play, with his dick. So quit saying saying that he’s "Over Rated".

  13. Kirk Hammett
    Jericho

    Kirk Hammett is the greatest guitarist in the world! I despise people who idolize those idiots who pound away on their 7th string as if it were their only one!
    In an age of rap metal crap, Metallica has managed to grow and change for the better, and Kirk has remained the greatest guitarist ever!

  14. KIRK HAMMETT RULZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
    Josh

    Kirk Hammett is one of the best guitarists of all time how can anyone say he sucks I would like whoever say he sucks at playing guitar to try and play the guitar like him and become as famouse as he is.

  15. Kirk Hammett isn't a talentless gay pimp...
    Jamie

    …he’s totally hot and a kickass guitarist. Each to their own opinions I guess, no matter how stupid and ignorant they are.

  16. kirk.......your the best
    jason

    um dude…….you must have some bigbeef up your ass about metallica……..and kirk hammett because by god….he is the best metal guitarist on this
    fucking earth,,,,,,ive played since i was 8 years old and believe me……..when i become as good as he is…he still
    will kick my ass…..you sad dickless fag……why wont you meet me……and see how much you know about guitar playing
    you pathetic lame ass scrotum nibbler…….i hope u get out of ur bitter stage…..and get a life

  17. Haha
    Wesley Arens

    While I would say that none of the individuals of Metallica are overly impressive by themselves, they do form a great team to make some pretty decent music.

    But what DOESN’T impress me, is the over-hype of this band and the lack of creativity. From what I’ve seen, at least of their later material, they use worn-out blues-based licks and scales and it is hardly interesting (to me, anyway). While Kirk Hammett does have technical proficiency, the musical knowledge and skill don’t appear to be there. Want a hard rock guitarist who knows his shit? Go look at Marty Friedman (formly of Megadeth).

  18. kirk rules
    croso

    i think bitches like you are patheic triyng to go original on us every guitar playes knows kirk has a great technique and speed and even though his solos in recent disks may sound alike they all express diferent feelings
    a band must evolvle into more complicated styles but then again you probably dont know about all that shit because you couldn’t tell between a really cool blues and the backstreet boys

  19. you suck dude
    jane freakin doe

    kirk hammett is the best guitar player since jimi hendrix dude. you must really suck to have such a lame ass site. just thought I’d tell ya

  20. YOU SUCK!!!!
    WHIPLASH

    SO YOU SAY KIRK REALLY SUCKS?WELL I DIDN’T SEE YOUR FUCKIN NAME ANYWHERE IN A GUITAR MAG,SINCE HE’S CONSIDERED THE GUITAR PLAYER OF THE YEAR’99 YOU MUST HAVE A GREAT WAY TO HIDE YOUR SPECIAL TALENT,YOU CHEEZE DICK MOTHER FUCKER.OH WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WHER ON THE GRAMMYS YOU FUCK NUTT???HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WHORE!

  21. Kirk
    Olivier Kirk Masson Hammett

    Kirk is as big as Jimmy Page and Jimmy Hendrix

    His solos rock and he writes most of the lyrics for metallica
    He plays so freakin fast, really fast and probably 2000 times faster than u if u play guitar so sshut the hell up when u
    say Kirk sucks
    Who do u think u are to say KIRK sucks
    The biggest Kirk and Metallica fan

  22. kirk hammett sucks not really
    Doidge

    kirk is a mother fucking monster of the guitar i agree with you that james hetfield is the very heart of the band but metallica is a team and like like any team cannot function without all its members therefore kirk is very important.

    i like his style his cigars piercings etc is just who he is other people think well of him and repsect him and admire him so he must be worth something and you are very likely not in his position and therefore have to deride him to reduce him to your magnitutde
    other than that fuck you you mother fucker.

    KIRK KICKS ASS HERE THERE AND EVERY WHERE AND I ASSURE YOU I WILL SUPPORT HIM REGARDLESS OF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK EVEN IF IT IS HIM AND ME AGAINST EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS WORLD BUT I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH BECUASE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE WHO SEE THROUGH YOUR SELFISH LIE

  23. Kirk Hammett
    Madman

    Kirk Hammett is one of the most underated guitarists in heavy metal and if you don’t agree well than FUCK YOU!!!!! And your were right about one thing, Metallica sells out, They sell out every concert,every time, every seat in the house. Your web page SUCKS

    1. Re: Kirk Hammett
      Rachel Jones

      [The body of this post has been reconstituted from replies so it may differ from what was originally written.]

      Kirk Hammett is underated he still rocks and your web page does suck!

      1. Re: Kirk Hammett
        Metalsaurus Rex

        Who sez Kirk Hammett sux?!Well…if Madman thinks he sux,Metalsaurus Rex is here to tell Madman that he’s dead wrong!!!!How many great guitarists can you find these days,man?!Think twice(or more times…if you need,and I think you do) before you say he sux.Kirk Hammett’s a legend…and so is Metallica.
        And ,by the way,KIRK HAMMETT KIX @$$!!!!

        1. Re: Kirk Hammett
          jake

          ne1 who thinx kirk sux is an ass hole………………..kirk is a legend……hes much better than steve vai 4sure and 2 that idiot who thinks he dresses up bad…………u can go hang urself…girl………………….its all about the playing u clown…………….nd can ne1 solo like his unforgiven solo…….noooooooooo way fool!

        2. Re: Kirk Hammett
          jigga

          THe only thing I hae to say is that Kirk Hammett will dominate anyone who thinks he sux….plus he’ll dominate those who think hes god as well. Bottom line…he doesn’t suck…..YOU SUCK!!!!!

        3. Re: Kirk Hammett
          Kirk's Girl

          Hell yeah – I’m with you Metalsaurus Rex. Kirk is one of the few people that is still a good guitar player these dayz. Metallica right now is the only TRUE rock n’ roll band that is popular in the rock world. Kirk is not only the reason why I play guitar but the reason why MANY people play it. So there! Kirk is god!

  24. Kirk Hammett
    Madman

    Kirk Hammett is one of the most underated guitarists in heavy metal and if you don’t agree well than FUCK YOU!!!!! And your were right about one thing, Metallica sells out, They sell out every concert,every time, every seat in the house. Your web page SUCKS

    1. Re: Kirk Hammett
      kirk fan

      : Kirk Hammett is one of the most underated guitarists in heavy metal and if you don’t agree well than FUCK YOU!!!!! And your were right about one thing, Metallica sells out, They sell out every concert,every time, every seat in the house. Your web page SUCKS
      he is the man

      1. Re: Kirk Hammett
        Mortallica

        He rules, he is so underrated that the thought of him not being on VH1’s top 5 guitarists makes me want to kill myself. Eddie Van Halen takes it up the ASS compared to Kirk.

        1. Re: Kirk Hammett
          bobby allison

          : He rules, he is so underrated that the thought of him not being on VH1’s top 5 guitarists makes me want to kill myself. Eddie Van Halen takes it up the ASS compared to Kirk.

          Your right Kirk does desearve alot more than he is getting, but van halen is not all that bad.

          1. Re: Kirk Hammett
            boogyman

            : Your right Kirk does desearve alot more than he is getting, but van halen is not all that bad.

            Ok so I get where you all were coming from. Kirk definitly should have been i n the top 5. but…Vanhalen, over all, is a better guitarist. the fact that he is self taught alone puts him one up on kirks "taught by satriani" background. Here’s my top 5(in order)

            1. Eddie VanHalen
            2. Kirk Hammett
            3. Jimmy Page
            4. Randy Rhoads
            5. Zakk Wylde/Dimebag (its a toss-up)

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